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Okay so to balance out today's combative shit here is what I'm going to do. Anyone coming in hot defending WoTC, disparaging old-school players or otherwise demanding we change our tables at which they'll never sit or be called names, I'm going to go in hard as I can in
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@Wizards_DnD
The most offensive thing about Spelljammer you haven't corrected is the complete lack of ship-to-ship combat mechanics.
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You can read the caption below on how and why this stone was designed.
This kid wanted nothing more than to walk again and a tumor not only took his legs but his life.
So when you're going on and on about Wheelchairs and wheelchair-accessible dungeons in my D&D game, this is
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No DM is obligated to completely warp their table and all other players around one person.
If you find a table is not for you, politely excuse yourself then join another or start your own.
No DM is obligated to do contortionist acts for the entitled.
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There's no excuse for backing either of these political ideologies.
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Tourist. The worst kind. The type that leaves their trash everywhere and demands others clean it up when the attraction was just fine until they showed up.
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...D&D Will Lead You To Satanism!
...Vampire The Masquerade Will Make You Drink Someone's Blood For Real!
...Heavy Metal Music Will Lead To Drugs And Suicide!!
We've seen this shit before
@ADL
and your desperate search for a boogeyman is same shit from different assholes.
As digital social spaces, online games should be regulated to address hate & extremism. It’s vital for Congress to examine extremist radicalization in these spaces & we are grateful to
@RepLoriTrahan
for leading this effort. An important piece to read:
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According to the Monster Manual, they're Neutral EVIL
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I don't care what game you play, whether Thirsty Sword Lesbians or AD&D 1E. I don't care what music you like, whether Taylor Swift or Cradle of Filth. I don't care what religion you are whether Wiccan or Muslim.
One thing we can all agree on.
Highlander 2 is still the worst.
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Oh it's only one more little hoop...
Me: No. I don't care about your hoops. I'm not a dog and I will not be jumping through them.
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@DnDBeyond
No, we really don't. We know what's going on. Good luck trying to stop the hemorrhaging of your customer base
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why I'll give you the choice of pack that shit, stow it, secure it and leave it at home or just leave the table.
The whole entire point of RPGs, especially ones played at my table is to get the hell away from being us for at least a few hours that day or night.
It's why a
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Ritchie, I have good news and a sign to tap.
You can call me names and do all the stupid shit you want but that doesn't change my mind.
No one is threatening devs or anyone else. That is all coming from your bunch.
We're closing our wallets to you.
Hate us for free.
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cleric is a healer. It's why there are devotees to different gods in D&D so that they can literally revive the dead for a nominal fee and you're going to sit there and tell ME that you're so lost in your own head that you can't see past your own nose? You want to do it because
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you "can't see" yourself in the game? Make A Fucking Character Sheet. It's that simple. That's gonna be the you in this game. I'm not gonna let you shit on that kid's memory, which is what you're doing with your dumb, lazy, narcissistic bullshit.
I will give you options and
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Back in High School I finally summoned the nerve to ask this one girl out.
Got the scoff and "I'm not dating someone who reads comic books"
Shrugged and went on my way.
Now, suddenly finding that she and many like her "have always loved comics"
Suuuuuuuuuure.
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they are as follows:
1. Sit down, roll up a character and play like a sane, rational, mature adult. Leave that shit at home.
2. Take your leave of the table and find another table or start your own.
That's it.
The kid from the photo wanted to walk run and play soccer
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The Ice Pirates is such a weird movie.
Glad I picked it up
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Answer: Yes.
Now the next part. If I'm the boyfriend, I'll help with the decluttering efforts.
I will grab my shit (what's left of it) and go.
She's not just an asshole, she is thoughtless as hell and likely threw away more than what he spent
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Some of you motherfuckers have never watched Terminator and it shows.
Do you want Skynet? Because this is how you get Skynet!
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again and would do anything the doctors and nurses told him to do if there was even the slimmest chance that he'd be able to do that again.
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So let me get this straight. Columbus comes in with the Spanish. Columbus and missionaries nearly wipe out all evidence of the Aztec's culture even existed...those are colonizers.
Then this happens to nerd spaces and it's not colonization?
Make it make sense...
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Choose the left road if you want but look at how you're labelled. You'll always be labelled.
If I'm just going to be labelled, share the middle fingers as I go toward what you consider the darker path.
Those that tout "basic human decency" will never display it.
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It's not.
Do a comparison of bank accounts sometime. Ask them how they think product gets anywhere.
Fuck this type of sentiment that truckers are losers
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Quit. Right then. Tell them to get fucked, stay fucked, good luck with that one...walk out. Never return.
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What the hell are you talking about?
I still do because they're delicious as hell
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Things Anyone Who Uses Firearms (Props or Not) Should Know.
1. Always check any weapon handed to you
2. Never put your finger on the trigger until ready to fire
3. Never point at anything you don't plan on destroying
4. Holster when not in use.
5. Clear it before handing it off
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I'm already good with that. You don't have to sell me on it.
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5E Cultist: We have combat wheelchairs as an optional rule!!!
Me: Not at my table, no thank you.
5E Cultist: YOU'RE NOT INCLUSIVE!!!!
Me: Then you're essentially saying that that equipment isn't optional. You lied. No big surprise there.
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NGL, I hated this movie so much that I didn't care to continue.
I just gave up giving a damn about any Star Wars moving forward.
If Luke Skywalker had been the real Luke Skywalker The Last Jedi would have made 3 billion dollars.
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I can answer this. I'm about to be 45 years old. Now I personally, just want a damn day off. That's it. I don't wanna go out, do anything, try to keep the noise to a minimum.
We're simple creatures. Just give us the gift of total relaxation and comfort for one day. That's all.
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LMAO!!!!
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Yeah I think don't need this kinda negativity in my life
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Freedom in Play
V:TM is a gothic horror game.
Now that the book is yours, you'll decide how you play.
Less text and finally to whatever company wrote this... 🖕🖕
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People, if you're looking at other systems and you're trying to decide between Castles & Crusades and Pathfinder. Allow me to help aid in your decision-making.
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Not even sorry. This guy looks like the type that will start every sentence with "Well Let Me Tell YOU Somethin' Brother!!!"
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People like this have zero power. No authority. Not over my table, my speech, nothing.
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Recommended D&D Replacements
Swords & Wizardry
Dungeons & Delvers
Castles & Crusades
Old School Essentials
Dungeon Crawl Classics (older editions)
Basic Fantasy RPG
Wretched Bastards
White Box: Fantastic Medieval Adventure Game
For Gold & Glory
Delving Deeper
Another piece of the One D&D puzzle falls predictably into place. Say goodbye to D&D in bookstores…
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Same but that theme song is skippable as hell
IMPORTANT: I like Star Trek Enterprise and I'm not going to apologize for it.
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If this is real, my advice is a mass walkout. No negotiating, just never return. Resign. Unless they're gonna pay employees for being "on call" the answer is no.
When a company is causing their own issues it is not up to you to fix them for free.
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1. Don't care
2. Censors
3. My table represents whatever is being played at the time and I will be the final arbiter of those rules. Representation happens when you make a character sheet and earn your victories.
4. No one outside that table will ever make those decisions.
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@tronisbad
I'm actively part of a tribe. In fact, I have been appointed Vitki (Shaman).
I don't know if you think you're speaking for me but I assure you it's not required.
Tribal is not offensive as a word.
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I dunno who needs to hear this but...
Excalibur was a masterpiece of cinema.
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He took on the climb as it was.
Big difference
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Here's a question for those so dead set against solo play. What if I told you that it's been a thing for far longer than just the past few years?
Exhibit: AD&D DMG p. 171
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The question isn't whether I would or not. The question is when can I?
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No!
If you're at my table and you pull this shit, your character is immediately vaporized, dead, forgotten and you will absolutely be ejected via trebuchet.
Jesus Horatio Christ on rubber fucking crutches...
Dear
#GameMaster
,
Is non-consensual Lay on Hands a form of sexual assault?
#ttrpg
#dnd
#dnd5e
#ttrpgfamily
#ttrpgcommunity
#osr
#dungeonmaster
#gamemaster
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Being stupid is a lot like being dead. You probably don't know it but everyone else around you has to suffer because of it.
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Now this was a damned fine movie.
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Know what I want for my birthday?
Nachos.
Fucking...Nachos.
Y'all want some nachos?
I'm gonna go make me some nachos.
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I can sum up what WoTC's aims are in one sentence
"You'll play our way and like it or not at all..."
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Ladies of The 80s really knew how to turn up the volume...
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Gonna be the bearer of bad news.
Honey, you ain't purging a goddamn thing but your lunch
Gamergate 2 just got real. Too real.
The BBC are now calling for a “final purge” if you oppose Sweet Baby Inc.
The mask is off. This is the cultural revolution. It’s do or die.
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In My Games We:
Do Not Use Safety Tools or X Cards
Believe Orcs Are Evil
Believe In Using Half-Elves & Half-Orcs
Do Not Believe Monsters In Game Represent Real People
Believe If You Can't Handle The Game, Find Another Table or Play Something Else
OSR Games Are Not Racist
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Okay, look, if you grew up during The Satanic Panic and everything was just peachy around you to the point where you and those around you didn't even take notice? Cool.
I wish I could say the same.
The attitude of "It never happened." Miss me with that shit because it did.
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Which will do what exactly?
Spent a full two years reading Poppy Z. Brite and Anne Rice novels.
Got all the way over there with your bullshit, please and thank you.
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Nobody tell this guy about Captain America. He might not make it through the night without needing a safe space...
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My morning cups of tea were smarter than all of them put together. In fact, those two cups of tea were objectively better...
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Well...I'm just all kinda shocked.
...shocked, I tell you.
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Brent, that absolutely happened. It's probably going to happen again.
Take a big ol seat
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The fact that vape juices taste the same as advertised scares him.
This guy is a clown.
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Tweet a random photo from your phone with no explanation
Tweet a random photo from your phone with no explanation.
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I fail to see the correlation...or the problem here.
Is this account still living in the 80s?
Musicians Aren't People, are you okay?
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Look, fam, we gotta talk.
What in the fresh ass-pounding, absolute shitball blue-tinged turkey fuck is this?
I ain't gonna lie, this isn't a TTRPG. This is manmade horrors beyond human comprehension.
This is shit Hastur looks at and goes "Whoa! Hey, man, that's fucked up!"
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Wears this hoodie to the table.
Insists on X-Cards, lines & veils and safety tools.
Pounds pulpits about consent in gaming on social media.
Cheered on the bear thing in BG3
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Racist, Bigot, misogynist, homophobe, transphobe, incel, etc...you'll never be anything but that to these people. You can bend over backwards, twist yourself into knots, stress yourself smooth out, subject yourself to misery and acquiesce...it won't matter.
Choose Happiness
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I've always said we shouldn't judge books by covers but...some covers just give away the contents, do they not?
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Let's get something straight.
No. Non. Nein. Nyet. Verpiss dich. Faen ta deg. Dra til Helvete.
Do I need to say that shit in Klingon?
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Pictured: someone in the wrong hobby.
This person doesn't give a single damn about Dark Sun and people who post shit like this are no better than the assnuggets who bitch about the new Hogwarts game.
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During the panic: You Play
#DnD
and THAT MAKES YOU A DEVIL-WORSHIPPER!!!
Today: You Play The Same Game You Played Years Ago and THAT MAKES YOU A RACIST!!!
Moral of The Story: Same Shit. Different Assholes.
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First time? Level: Badass
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Six days ago I got to hug my mom again for the first time in 14 years.
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WoTC, my bar was set pretty low even for you but goddamn...
You have no place at my table.
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No, those pronouns for the killer are now Was/Were or Dead/Gone or Good/Riddance.
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Liar. You even got the Readers Added Context.
BTW, isn't it interesting how many of your precious BLM types haven't stepped in to help anyone ..but themselves?
BTW, it's the 21st Century. Not the 19th. Stop living in the past and trying to use gaslight.
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D&D never needed sensitivity readers, warnings on Legacy content and all that other insanity. All WoTC ever had to do with Legacy Content was copy, paste, update rules and sell. That's it.
It's not a secret. Make stuff people want to buy and they'll buy it. If you won't do it
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Get this. Theaters were closed for what? Three years? So we couldn't go to the theaters and were told to just binge from streaming services...which we did. We saw how little we were spending if we did it right and all the benefits of not having to go to theaters and...you know.
People just don’t go to movies anymore. We’re at Dune 2 on opening night at a prime showtime and there aren’t 30 people in the theater. It’s disconcerting.
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Without downloading any new pics, where are you at mentally?
Without downloading any new pics, where are you at mentally?
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"What if..."
No
"What if..."
No
"What if..."
No
"But What If..."
You're just a specific brand of fuckin' stupid, aren't you?
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Once again, we have The Starfield Attitude popping up "Why do you care bro? It's not important bro. Just ignore it bro..."
But is it really? Is it really optional? According to Sara Thompson the creator it is...but for some, it's a purity test as we've seen over the last few.
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Remember when I said D&D is dead to me as a property?
Meet one half of the reason why...
No
If your characters don't get out of the dungeon before the session ends, they die
This is what's known as
#EliteLevel
gaming
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Lemme tell you how this story has a happy ending for everyone. Harry Horatio Homeinvader skips my crib and goes about his merry way. That's it.
He comes in my joint though and my family deserves to feel safe. Harry does not. Harry should be living in fear for invading.
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Need to say this so here comes a thread.
First, this is all that concerns me. I stand by this sentiment and always will. For me, gaming every once in awhile meant and means now that I get to relax with friends and we get to play around and do some amazing shit. Glory awaits.
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I still haven't seen the first one.
...dodged a bullet, I guess. I'll stick with the one from the 1980s
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"In 2023, WoTC Updated the language of the DnD 2014 core books for sensitivity and inclusivity. Let's examine the changes and learn how to improve our creations"
Me: I improved my creations the minute I abandoned WoTC for
@TrollLordGames
...
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If you believe that you have the right to burn the American flag here, then others have the right to burn, deface, destroy or desecrate any flag you love here as well.
So...as I'm fond of asking my players "Would you like to rethink that action?"
WATCH: Police in Delray Beach, FL have arrested and charged Dylan Brewer, 19, for spinning his tires on a gay pride crosswalk.
Police said Brewer 'caused significant damage to the streetscape painting, which serves as a symbol of unity and inclusivity for the LGBTQ community.'
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New D&D Players Handbook: Just make something up. You're always gonna win.
New DMG: Your Players Are Always Gonna Win, Might As Well Get Used To It
Monster Manual: THEY'RE NOT MONSTERS! THEY'RE RESKINNED HUMANS YOU FUCKING BIGOT!
...that's where it's headed, folks.
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Supporting old school, independent games that are not trying to push "The Message."
So, I Need names and suggestions for games and creators to either buy (Space Be Damned At This Point) or even old school D&D PODs you'd recommend. This will serve two functions
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Oof!!!!
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