smh

going out drinking is so funny cause it’s just a bunch of sweaty people yelling small talk at each other over loud music with increasingly slurred speech utill they either get laid or order mcdonald’s on uber eats

Assembling the worst possible blunt rotation in history

when u so high u start feeling like u got a hat on

"Walk me through your resume" Yeah so basically I did what it says on the paper in front of you

was playing basketball yesterday and met a 23 year old, 5’6 filipino guy who just moved to la with hoop dreams

As a grown ass man I’m not working 10 hours to come home and argue with a fat bitch

At the bar straight farting on bitches.

Nigga got the face of a prison cook😭

Okay but the "genie with a ponytail" has me dying

Me making sure the music on my story is perfect (nobody cares)

Big Sean really went ina studio and said “ Ass ass ass ass ass ass ass” 😭😭😭😭

What the fuck is up with people in this country having absolutely NO spatial awareness in supermarkets? Why is your trolley sideways blocking the aisle? Why are you standing near the entrance looking around as if it’s your first time on earth? MOVEEEEEE

i have no desire to be rich so i can buy a lambo or birkins. I want to be rich so I can control my time and go to the gym at 2 pm on a wednesday. sit at a cafe and relax for an hour on a rainy afternoon. so I can cook meals at home with fresh ingredients. spend on my

Suddenly, you're 27. You make your coffee, rush to work, come home around 7, and you're too tired to do anything except eat, scroll on your phone, and pass out. Then you wake up, and do it all again. And when Friday comes, maybe you go out, or maybe you're just too tired.

Why is Drake the goat? Smh

Indisputable GOATs: Basketball: Micheal Jordan Football: Tom Brady Soccer: Lionel Messi Hockey: Wayne Gretzky Tennis: Roger Federer Golf: Tiger Woods Musician: Micheal Jackson Rapper: Aubrey Graham Actor: Pacino Baseball: Shohei Ohtani Producer: Kanye West

I’m in the sauna at the gym Some Gen Z kid scrolling TikTok on full blast volume I say out loud “ this generation is cooked” He goes “type shit” We are fucked

This guy will come across this video one day