He arrived, he dribbled, he vanished. £100m gone — but since it’s not Manchester United, the media keeps their lips sealed.

Pick your 3 midfielders?

Just imagine if we have hired this man bro our lives and mental health will have been saved 😭😭

Good morning mutuals❤️,Glory days will be back with faith 💯🙏 Real ones will say it back

Watched Barca smash Valencia 6-0 yesterday, everyone was cooking 🔥 Rashford balling too — man must be glad he left us 😭 If United disappoint, at least Barca give me small joy 💨❤️💙

Another challenge for you guys 🤗 Level: Penalty with blind keeper 😵

Only at Manchester United you’ll see a striker starving for service, then dropping into midfield just to touch the ball 😭💔. Damn the struggle is real😭

Watched Barca smash Valencia 6-0 yesterday, everyone was cooking 🔥 Rashford balling too — man must be glad he left us 😭 If United disappoint, at least Barca give me small joy 💨❤️💙

Good morning mutuals❤️,Glory days will be back with faith 💯🙏 Real ones will say it back

Only at Manchester United you’ll see a striker starving for service, then dropping into midfield just to touch the ball 😭💔. Damn the struggle is real😭

Now imagine we’re facing Chelsea next after losing tonight… how tf are we not getting relegated 😭😭

Manchester United players are very disgraceful human beings aw can your coach come out and say you guys are ready for the game and ready to give all just for you to dissapoint him by collecting 3 fucking goals ffs💔💔

Burn the club!!!!!!!!😭😭

Manchester United players are very disgraceful human beings aw can your coach come out and say you guys are ready for the game and ready to give all just for you to dissapoint him by collecting 3 fucking goals ffs💔💔

Burn the club!!!!!!!!😭😭

We are getting relegated bro, I give up

No shaking,well seated and relaxed comeback dey!!!!!😎😌

First team to score in the last 4 Manchester derbies have lost

Shaw head not In this game💔

I’m crying bro, look at how that pen changed Salahs life😭

Watching that Arne Slot coach is like waiting for a miracle crusade, not football — just waiting for signs & wonders 😭😭