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US Quadball 🏐
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US Quadball 🏐
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Due to the government shutdown, the FAA has cancelled flying in quadball.
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US Quadball 🏐
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Pay no attention to the construction crews that just demolished the East Hoop
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@USQuadball2go
US Quadball 🏐
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Quidditch America 🀝 β€œBut how do you fly?”
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Christopher Webb
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Was anyone really expecting TSA to show up and not get paid?
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US Quadball 🏐
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This ref meeting could’ve been an email
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US Quadball 🏐
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Please take more Tylenol. Recruiting is down.
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@USQuadball2go
US Quadball 🏐
1 year
BREAKING: Jake Paul has challenged Xander Manshel and Alex Benepe to a game of Quadball.
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US Quadball 🏐
1 year
Can’t wait to explain why tournament fees are going up because of the tariffs associated with importing an HR from outside the US. That’s how that works, right?
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@USQuadball2go
US Quadball 🏐
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Thrilled to announce that I’ve been picked to lead the Department of Totally Real & Not Fake Sports
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US Quadball 🏐
1 year
If Kamala wins, everyone gets free unlimited soda
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US Quadball 🏐
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Happy Election Day
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US Quadball 🏐
1 year
So brave of Lost Boys/Second Stars to go beat up some college kids today Truly an inspiration for us all
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US Quadball 🏐
1 year
It has recently come to light in a certain book by a certain Watergate journalist that we sent critical hoop base equipment to Russia during the height of the hoop-breaking pandemic of 2020, and to this we say, fake news.
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US Quadball 🏐
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Don’t worry, our Bible (aka the rulebook) is a PDF, so you don’t need to worry about whether it was printed in China or in the USA
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US Quadball 🏐
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SoCal team anytime there’s a single drop of rain at a tournament:
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US Quadball 🏐
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Due to negative feedback from focus groups, quadball has not been renewed for another season.
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PayPal have updated their logo Old vs. new:
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US Quadball 🏐
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Bludgers have been renamed to Moo Deng
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US Quadball 🏐
2 years
Speaking captains are NOT allowed to talk during ref discussions unless you REALLY want to talk
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