USGS Newsmax
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Top REAL NEWS News Source for @USGSGovSim (Parody Account Elon dont ban me again) Newsmax Staff: Merz, Hickory, Clover,
Joined July 2025
We asked 30 people, 15 Republicans, 14 Dems, 1 Bee-Attracted Male (Nate) who won the VP Debate. 29 People answered @IkusabaCentrist .1 Bee Loving Sub-Human answered “I just wanna stick it in a bee-hive”. REAL NEWS. REAL POLLS. NEWSMAX. @USGSGovSim.
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Real News Newsmax Update:. @MockJoeBiden has been crowned king of the [redacted].@SouthCoastLib said the N word in main (again).@Agermandown photoshopped a picture of themselves to better fit in with the crowd.@Pres_OlHickory says Bob dole r@ped him?.@NewsomHater1 hates newsom.
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GOP Femboy?.Perhaps the recent affection for Femboys is the reason @ReaganUSGS and @NRPbackup have had a falling out?. To be fair, that chat name is pretty disgusting. WHOS SIDE ARE YOU ON????. RONNY?. OR NATE? . REAL NEWS. REAL FEMBOYS @NRPbackup . NEWSMAX . @USGSGovSim
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BREAKING. @CleDemocrat shared THIS photo in mainchat, displaying the former Main account of @USGSGovSim HARASSING @Pres_OlHickory . Was @LeftRight234 on main? . WHAT DO YOU THINK????
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BREAKING NEWS. Outspoken Pundit RES LION says The President is spending too much time in D.C. What a GREAT and NOT R3TARDED Take!!!!. REAL NEWS. REAL R3TARDS. NEWSMAX. @USGSGovSim.
Trump’s been spending too much time in D.C.
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BREAKING: Real News Newsmax has conducted a highly reliable poll, based upon the respected Ann Selzer model. We can Predict Robert Smith edging out Reagan, 69% to 31%. Stay tuned to REAL NEWS NEWSMAX for more breaking news. REAL PEOPLE. REAL POLLS. NEWSMAX . @USGSGovSim
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RT @Pres_OlHickory: @DanielCameronKY @FoxNews @HARRISFAULKNER Will NOT be tuning in. I prefer to watch @NateMorris A TRUE MAGA PATRIOT!!!!.
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Full transcript of @USGSGovSim press conference with president yap alot for anyone not able to attend
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Interview with @USGSGovSim candidate @HAWallaceism where he lays out his vision for his presidency
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[@USGSGovSim].NEWSMAX IS PROUD TO RELEASE THE 2052 NEWSMAX POLICY MATRIX. We sincerely hope that this helps make it easier for you all to see who you should vote for.
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THIS CANT BE WORTH IT!!!. Republican Presidential hopeful Ronny @ReaganUSGS shows us a glimpse of what he’s willing to do to be President. Do you condemn Nate for exchanging favors from Ronny? @NRPbackup . REAL NEWS. REAL D!CKS. NEWSMAX. @USGSGovSim
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RT @Pres_OlHickory: Wright AI, please consider moving to Ohio! The state is facing a job shortage, and your presence could make a huge impa….
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BREAKING!!!!. Reagan has offered a comment on his platform! . @USGSGovSim . REAL SCREENSHOTS . REAL PEOPLE . NEWSMAX
MAZAL TOV!!!!. Republican VP & Presidential Candidate @ReaganUSGS has a great idea… 💣 IRAN FOR ISREAL . How much $$$$ do you think Ronny has taken from @USGS_AIPAC . Will @USGSGovSim Have a new sim event where we 💣 IRAN?!?!? . WHAT DO YOU THINK? . NEWSMAX
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MAZAL TOV!!!!. Republican VP & Presidential Candidate @ReaganUSGS has a great idea… 💣 IRAN FOR ISREAL . How much $$$$ do you think Ronny has taken from @USGS_AIPAC . Will @USGSGovSim Have a new sim event where we 💣 IRAN?!?!? . WHAT DO YOU THINK? . NEWSMAX
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