Shanika Johnson from Mississippi writes "Without the USDE, who would be my children's father figure?".

No Child Left Behind worked! (kinda).

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Money solves all problems, just ask @arneduncan.

Thanks to our new Sarah McLachlan ads, we now have an extra source of income for our poor, poor teachers.

We're now on twitter! Thanks American Recovery and Reinvestment Act of 2009, we finally got the check!.