Boris Anderson
@URGrounded4Life
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Father, husband, evil mastermind, psychopath, Lord of Grounding, King of Torture, Prince of Punishments, Follow me or you're grounded! (Parody account)
GoAnimate City
Joined December 2021
Oh, I didn't kill them. I took them down to my torture chamber and performed a satanic ritual as I slowly peeled all the skin off their flesh. I used the Dark Side of the Force to keep their souls trapped in their bodies. The CPS workers all committed su1c1de after a few days.
@URGrounded4Life You killed them?!?!.
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Caillou! How dare you enter the Mushroom Kingdom and kidnap Princess Peach? First punishment, powering up with the Super Star and giving you a game over!
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Cps has been called on me several times. The bodies of the cps workers were just never found.
@URGrounded4Life Child abuse is illegal, you need Child Protective Services called on you!.
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Face my teeth! Face it!.
boris the teeth guy from goanimate after demanding you to face his teeth.
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Kayloo! Did I just hear you asking that Tinder girl for sex?.
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"Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh!. Caigoo! Hoo daka yu peeca oka alpa! Tas ee! Yu gronga gronga gronga gronga gronga pa liko. Ak toodak al pundikit dak!".
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10,000 B.C. My ancestor Borock invents grounding after his son Caigoo is kicked out of school for marking his territory on the teacher.
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Let me know what you think. I think it could use a little work. I'm a bit rusty with my writing, but I'm overall pleased with how this turned out.
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Man an i drunk right bow! Hey caiplou! Come to daddy ! I have a really great surprise for you!.
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Sorry I've been offline so long. Accidentally grounded myself. Long story.
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RT @URGrounded4Life: Boris whipped out his knife. "Next punishment," he growled menacingly, "death!" Stumbling, his body wracked with the p….
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