University Primetime
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Reach of 3 million+ college students. For business inquiries, e-mail [email protected]
San Diego, CA
Joined February 2013
Hiring writers/interns. Can work remotely. If from San Diego, can work in our office! To apply, e-mail Info@UniversityPrimetime.com 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
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If I had a dollar for every time someone called me short, I could pay for college, a semester abroad, a new car, and a mansion in cash.
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"Use your own words, don't just copy from the text book" Book: "she was born in 1978" Me: "1978 is the year in which she was born"
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Remember in school when u were sitting in class and contemplating on asking to go to the bathroom so u can kill some time during that class but some asshole raised his hand and beat u to it so now u have to wait at least 15 minutes after he came back to ask? Ya fuck those moments
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life was fun but can you imagine giving a valentine to everyone in college?
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My Ceiling Fan has three settings: -Very Slow -Slow -Im about to detach from the ceiling and kill you in a freak ceiling fan accident
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when i use the 😗 emoji it’s not a kiss it’s this:
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why did nobody warn me about the part of adulthood that’s just looking back at your childhood and realizing how much Trauma you actually Endured
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I didn't choose the 4.0 life. The 4.0 life didn't choose me either
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monday’s are for the homework you could have done over the weekend but decided to procrastinate
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College: where you skip class to study for that class
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