Alan Turing Gargoyle
@UO_Turing
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It's so hot out that a pigeon just tried to fry an egg on my head! Wait. that wasn't an egg :/.
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If you notice, most of us male gargoyles on campus are wearing ties. It was difficult for them to get one that. http://t.co/8IJIHxWs7o.
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Happy 4th of July, everybody! Or as I like to call it, 1372896000. Unix humor.
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I'm trying to institute a new nickname for Von Neumann. Help me out and yell "Neumm!" whenever you walk past Deschutes!.
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It appears that my life's work has culminated in you playing Robot Unicorn Attack while standing in line for a Panda Bowl.
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You know that a department loves you when they celebrate your hundredth birthday. How many others can say that??. http://t.co/sQ11Shmn3n.
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Part of my day is spent thinking about Me-Completeness, and part of my day is spent thinking about clouds. Sometimes the two overlap.
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When you live outside of a building on the UO campus, you don't need an Internet connection to play with Angry Birds.
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Von Neumann and I have discussed it, and we decided that we need some bronze laptops out here.
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Looking forward to the International Conference on Supercomputing in June. Suppose I could convince them to. http://t.co/ixmPOXsuxQ.
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The flowers are blooming, the birds are chirping, the rain is falling. Welcome to UO in Spring!.
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Staring at the cafeteria all day is making me hungry. .
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The bummer thing about winter weather is that people stop coming out on the balcony to visit us. Next time you use. http://t.co/vnr2t9D1.
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