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Go Lobos or whatever. Fuck Rio Rancho that places sucks. Parody account in no way affiliated with UNM or Garnett Stokes

Hokona hall
Joined October 2020
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1 year
Just ingested a catalytic converter
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President Stonks
2 years
Not the VP pick we need but the one we deserve
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2 years
After seeing the way you all drive. I’ve added drivers ed as a core class to every UNM major and minor. Effective this coming fall semester. Go Bo’s
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2 years
Never again can I gaze upon the beautiful spots of Earth and enjoy them as being the finest thing I have ever seen. Camel Rock is far above them all. - Aldo Leopold
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2 years
Happy birthday to all gay people 🎉
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2 years
It’s all fun and games till your religious friend starts casting spells at the function
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President Stonks
2 years
6 beers and 2 pounds of gyro meat I’m so zen
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President Stonks
2 years
Starting to leave a series of foreboding video game-esque audio logs around my work place for the next graduate student to find and piece together
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2 years
If I see one of you goofy ass motherfuckers wearing the google vision on campus you’re getting expelled instantly. Go lobos!
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2 years
Friendly reminder lobos it’s not an “unpaid internship” or a “volunteer opportunity” if you steal enough printer toner to constitute a salary
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2 years
Don’t worry Lobos me and my team have heard your feedback and are working hard to fix the parking problems on campus. Tonight we will be removing the catalytic converters on 40% of all overnight parked cars in order to reduce demand.
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2 years
Was just reminded that French Canada exists. Day ruined
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President Stonks
2 years
Best part about being a drug free campus is when they let me hunt down the vape smokers
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2 years
Ten likes and we’ll vaporize Dane Smith Hall
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President Stonks
2 years
Many people don’t know this but if you’re in the masters program at UNM at any point your advisor can challenge you to a duel and if they win you have to do a full PHD
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President Stonks
2 years
The catalytic converters on campus are free you can just take them!I have thirty catalytic converters in my office right now. Surprised more people aren’t talk about this
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2 years
Unfortunately due to the recent balkanization of Albuquerque by local government Hokona Hall now resides within Rio Rancho. Go Bo’s!
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2 years
It’s not enough to just destroy Rio Rancho we need to salt the very Earth it was built on so nothing can ever again be built in such a horrid place
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2 years
Apparently some stuff happened with the basketball team so like go Lobos or whatever
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Jesus died for the spins of his chosen people (Miller high life drinkers).
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