Upper East Side Gent
@UESgent
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Dorrian’s at night, Asphalt Green by day you need to be willing to peg me to dm
New York, USA
Joined September 2025
Resetting for a bit. See y’all in a jiffy. In the meantime: do this
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It takes so much more effort to gaslight somebody than to just be kind.
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@UESgent All i can say is that poor fucking girl. If she exists at all
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The longer I’m on twitter the more obvious it gets that @Corbienest is the best person on here.
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Yea it rocks
If there is a status attached to height – and there is – then 5ft 11in doesn’t quite measure up. Six foot is manly, commanding. Five-11 is acceptable, unremarkable. But a near-miss. It’s the upper end of almost, the FT's Alex Bilmes writes. https://t.co/PVXqo4oUhs
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It takes so much more effort to gaslight somebody than to just be kind.
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Tommy fooking Shelby taking a horse into small heath to go save the day once again in the year 2026? Fuck yes
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Cozying up with a beautiful woman to watch peaky blinders really proving the 2016/ 2026 connection
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No way to get a finger print at the crime scene if you got no fingers, this guys a genius
A professional cornhole player with no arms or legs has been arrested for allegedly murdering a man Authorities claim that Dayton Webber shot the victim in his car and drove away with the body
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Mamdani for president
Booze will flow again on Staten Island Ferry, ending 7-year dry spell: 'Tastes like the weekend' https://t.co/bL08t19adB
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I’m so fucked
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A fridge cigarette in a glass with ice and a plastic bodega straw >
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We walk pass piss soaked crackheads all the fucking time and don’t bat an eye but somebody prays differently and all of a sudden it’s a problem?
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Investment opportunity, she’s gotta a face that screams pretty when skinny. Be kind to her and give her some grade A sympathy dick and when she eventually gets on a GLP-1 you’ll be at the front of a line for a baddie.
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