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Tyson Brown

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Abbotsford, British Columbia
Joined June 2010
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Tyson Brown
10 hours
Godspeed to the exceptional and brave souls aboard Artemis II. Watching this brings tears to my eyes.
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5 days
– Theodore Roosevelt
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Tyson Brown
23 days
From both my romantic experience and rigorous knowledge of psychology, it isn't even useful to understand the female love triggers; if you have sex with her and you're passionate and talented, she will pairbond regardless of anything, rewriting her own standards if necessary.
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slumlord
24 days
I think men do not have an accurate theory of mind of how women fall in love
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Tyson Brown
1 month
Hockey is the greatest sport on planet Earth.
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Tyson Brown
1 month
I'm sorry, but the frothing fascination with Alysa Liu is mostly just because she's attractive.
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Tyson Brown
2 months
Sometimes I wish I could transform into an old little Chinese woman.
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Tyson Brown
4 months
I met the girl I'm probably going to marry on Discord.
@aucilolium
⁠✯Rexyniae⁠✯
4 months
Nobody on discord gets play dawg
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Tyson Brown
4 months
I've thought about this a lot lately. The moniker "gridiron" is already an established name of the sport, and it sounds way cooler anyways.
@PolitlcsUS
Politics US
4 months
🚨 NEW: President Trump says “we have to come up with another name for the NFL” because soccer should be called football
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Tyson Brown
4 months
I'm 29 years old. My Spotify Wrapped age is 51.
@stinkbug
joseph
4 months
i think if your listening age on spotify wrapped is older than your actual age it’s cool and good and it makes you intelligent and interesting. if your listening age is below your actual age you need a psychiatric evaluation to understand why you’re the way that you are
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Tyson Brown
4 months
I was at this location a week ago.
@604RAW
604RAW
4 months
A brawl went down at a McDonald's in Abbotsford, B.C. last night after a smaller white guy on drugs started calling a black guy names and getting in his face 👀 Cops pepper sprayed the victim and cuffed him despite witnesses backing him up, while the aggressor walked 😳
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Tyson Brown
4 months
You guys got me. I am from India after all.
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Tyson Brown
5 months
I've been saying this my entire life but very few people believe me because they themselves aren't particularly smart and can't fathom a level of intuition and observational skill beyond their purview.
@i2cjak
i2cjak
5 months
you can instantly tell if someone is smart based on their eye movements basically but everyone is too scared to admit this
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Tyson Brown
5 months
Gustavo Fring is more effective than ever.
@historyinmemes
Historic Vids
5 months
Red Lobster is officially out of bankruptcy... and it's all thanks to a 35-year-old CEO who refused to let the iconic chain die. While everyone wrote them off after endless shrimp nearly tanked the company, this young boss slashed costs, closed deadweight locations, and pulled
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Tyson Brown
5 months
She did
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Tyson Brown
5 months
I wonder if she'll ever wake up
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Rumi
5 months
Soulmates always end up together no matter how much love is lost, no matter how distant you become. You lose each other to find each other again. That’s what it’s like when someone is meant for you. If you leave, or they leave, you will return to each other forever… If it’s
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Tyson Brown
5 months
I wonder if she'll ever wake up
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Tyson Brown
5 months
Rest in Peace, Daniel Naroditsky. An unconscionably tragic loss to chess and the world. He seemed to be a truly kind soul and was a rarely powerful combination of wit, eloquence, and humour. My favourite commentator who taught me a lot and exuded optimism. This is a dark day.
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