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Time to decipher “the guys’” time cards.

TGIFF

"Eventlessness has no posts to drape duration on. From nothing to nothing is no time at all.” --John Steinbeck, in East of Eden

I cannot imagine going through life not understanding how four-way stops work.

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An African man reads on a bench marked "Europeans Only" in a South African park, 1970.

Good morning folks.

Blacks trick or treat all year long.

Got this to put on my car. I'm not big into bumper stickers, but this kind of looks like me--you know, if I was blue--and I already call my car Hank McCoy, anyway.

Each evening, this little lizard positions itself between the kitchen window and screen, draws in its legs, and suns itself. I’ll probably name it.

The I-4 Eyesore

Maybe I'm being overly optimistic, but today cannot be worse than yesterday was.

During Hurricane Elena my best friend and I held a sheet between us and used it as a sail to skateboard down Vermont Street. We also skim boarded off the street into ditches, until he landed in cluster of floating fire ants.

I'm out at Disney World often for work, and it's always annoyed me that the TRON lightcycle roller coaster goes outside. I watched it being built, so I noticed the outdoor part early in construction. I'll always hold that against it. It's stupid.

A get’im came for a visit today, probably to prey on the smaller critters I feed.

Reggaeton: Because rap wasn't quite horrible enough.

Installing the new security camera.

I just found out I'm from the typewriter era.