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POTUS: "The turkeys being pardoned today go by the names Gobble and Waddle. When I first saw their pictures... I was going to call them Chuck and Nancy — but then I realized I wouldn't be pardoning them. I would never pardon those two people."

R*tard celly is crazy.

Tell me that’s not Lip from Shameless playing QB for the Steelers

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Giannis walked across the state of Wisconsin without a travel call 😂 https://t.co/JnvQDNOeov

https://t.co/WaRcHpB5aN

RIP Mangold.

Whoa!! #Jets RB Breece Hall THROWS a TD to Mason Taylor for the lead!

Pray for these young Jets fans They didn’t choose this life

HBO is releasing a documentary called Alex vs. A-Rod on November 6th

99 Sent. #RepBX | @TheJudge44

Catcher is a chubby baby

"Kids at home, don't do that. Future opponents, please do that."

I respect the shit out of how hard Paul Goldschmidt runs.

Ryan Fitzpatrick is wasted. #TNF

Vikings are a terrible football team.

yes

7 year old me going to my parents room to let them know I threw up https://t.co/IWW4m1wRa2

Giancarlo Stanton sends one to the visitor's bullpen!