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Your pocket in not the home for your phone! . It should be home to a tiny polaroid camera.
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Impressed a girl today by speaking 7 words of Indonesian, old Anki cards pay off!.
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Turns out setting some filters and folders on my inbox really improved my email QoL.
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I support the concept of hot girl walks. I think girls who take them are hot.
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LLM relationships deepened once they could remember past conversations. When someone recalls small details about you, it signals you matter to them—naturally making you want to reciprocate that care.
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"The output of knowledge workers seems to be skewed based on focus. <10% focused on the job at hand: meaningful risk of getting fired. 10-50% focus: 'meets expectations' gets regular raises. 50%+ focus: superstar, 10x engineer, destined for greatness". - Byrne Hobart.
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Out of all the UK cities I've lived in (3) my Polishness is most interesting to Londoners.
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My principle for video-games is "Don't do Cocaine alone". I think you can limit the risks of addiction if you take the drug only in social and rare circumstances.
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Predictable: local human hates the mistakes he made this time, they happen to be suspiciously similar to the last time.
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I am on two twitter groupchats. They are fun! Consider adding me to your twitter group chats!.
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Reading a book is one of those things thats so good for me I don't appreciate it enough. And thus don't do it enough! Sleeping early used to be like that too.
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He's now shouting random British variations and saying Damn! I'm stupid!. Lincolnshire!.
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Cheeses my brother can name without any notice. Edam.Mozzarella .Parmesano.Pecorino.Gouda .gruyère.Feta.Goats cheese.Bleu .Black truffle.Wensleydale .Red Leicester.Cheddar.Pepperjack.Colbyjack.Cottage cheese .Cheshire cheese .Swiss cheese .Brie.Halloumi . 20 of them!.
@archivedself
ah leen 🗡️
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this is how many cheeses i know . camembert.cheddar.mimolette.bleu.roquefort.chèvre (soft/hard).hard cheese.saint marcelin.comté.gruyère .cream cheese.mozzarella .tomme.reblochon.emmental.parmesan.gouda.ricotta.raclette cheese.
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Today I ate a lemon sandwich in front of the bluest water I've ever seen
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On today's hike we encountered a cave who's gape inspired fear, it teemed with thousands of insects . We had a standoff with 50 goats . We encountered a hungry and scared abandoned dog . And explored an islamic chapel carved into the cliffside. Walked back in darkness (foolish).
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18 days
Example of such traffic light
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This country has a funny relationship with Nationalism. Their traffic lights have the double-headed eagle yet their national library has maps of the ottoman empire rather than itself. Their government ministries are small and they all have EU flags! I like the aspiration. 2/2.
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It's my birthday. I'm alone in Albania, I'm eating just a block of cheese for dinner, groceries are so expensive here and I'm cheap and decision fatigued 1/2
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19 days
Can confirm that this question completely threw us off guard last time Cookie was at my dinner party. It's a good question tho!!.
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whenever i hang out with people i met on twitter, i ask "see any good tweets lately!?". they always laugh at me but i'm being serious wtf??.
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20 days
Bro your in a network Bro, You havent even heard of all the nodes bro. You wake up one day and they tell you your cat-person adjacent Bro.
@Oszillate
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alright, here is the bird's eye snapshot of my bigass chart of all my ~105 mutuals; arranged according to who are also mutuals with each other. region color assignment was basically randomly seeded, line colors b/w regions are mostly projected from big users or dense clusters
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