Shout out to whoever threw this snowball at Michael Rapaport lol excuse the language but I’m sorry this was hilarious 🤣 😂😂 New York Stand Up !!!!!

as you can see, this worked

I have to go back to work Monday

will someone please just do it already

do you think if I go outside and fire a gun into the air people will think it's just fireworks?

there are never any fat people when you go skiing

counting or not counting gang violence

stop engaging with the rage bait on this app. every single post on twitter is engagement farming of some sort.

I am bothered by the phrase "fast food restaurant"

I'm going to buy so much shit for myself this Christmas it will fix the economy

I came from girl on top this morning and I barely moved the whole time

the rage bait app is really rage baiting tonight.

facial hair is gross you have hair on your face

being in public (especially in healthcare settings) illustrates how clueless boomers are. something that takes me 15 seconds might take them 45 minutes. once these people are gone, productivity will skyrocket. front desk staff will no longer be necessary.

you ever receive a novel length text message and just...delete it? I am not reading all that

I was born the same year as Charlie Kirk and I'm not dead what does that tell you

he says with replies turned off

also I refuse to believe that you all suddenly have curly hair. half of you are getting perms like my grandma

there is so much Israel propaganda on this app wtf

pureblood maxxing