twolanes
@Twolanes
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Gaming, Music, PC enthusiast. Changing the world one tweet at a time
Melbourne
Joined January 2009
#MovieTaglinesMadeBetterWithNathan You will believe a nathan can fly!
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"argghh! a pox be on this blade, it cuts like a scurvy dog!" (excerpt from Captain Feathersword's autobiography)
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how to get banned by stackoverflow. ask "where do baby programs come from?"
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this just in, entire greens party membership commit suicide when they learn they exhale carbon monoxide
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#EBAUHOTOPIC console games ,whilst not having the graphic brilliance of pcs, are easier to use.
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interesting climate change "factoid". scientists predict water levels in baths to rise by 7.2% in the next decade. (6.5% in spas)
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i just made up a new saying. "like slitting your wrists with an electric razor". it means not getting the job done as you'd want it.
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oprah's farewelltravaganza or stargate universe? dial up the gate.
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my toffee has crystallized, my sponge looks like jelly and my ganesh resembles dog turds! haaallp!
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just checking to see that no one has master chef or dancing with the stars hastags... all clear
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