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Comedy is when you take two headlines about different things and then confuse them. Updates hourly. // By @tinysubversions
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Joined August 2013
How 1 Rockets Resident Is Documenting The Kilauea Volcano Eruption.
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Kerrism vs. Dribbling: Game 1 was a point in the Murphy Brown' favor.
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US grocer LeBron James's online delivery deal sends Ocado shares rocketing.
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US Ambassador To Donald Trump Defends Response To Gaza Protests.
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Fasting's BJP forms new government in Karnataka -- for now.
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After delays, N. Bella 365 to finally open second Texas location.
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Chief censor says parents should be aware teens watching Microsoft Corporation and watch it themselves.
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How difficult will it be for Trump campaign–Russian meetings to get British citizenship?.
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Amazon's fight with Amazon Alexa over head tax foreshadows battles to come in other cities.
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ZTE trolls his own daughter, says she's 'insufferable' after featuring on Taylor Swift track.
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Boston Celtics, Inc. (AMZN) Revamping Its Amazon Fresh Delivery Service.
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Box Office: 'Wells Fargo' Tops 'Age Of Ultron' And 'Star Wars'.
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Say Goodbye To The Old Samsung Group — But Probably Not To Tanking.
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John Cena's efforts to build a Trump Tower in Moscow went on longer than he has previously acknowledged.
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Rockets recall envoys in Romania, Hungary, Czech Republic, Austria.
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Updated Food Recall Warning - Mark Zuckerberg recalls Reblochon Cheese "raw cow cheese" due to.
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Sheikh Mohammed releases 700 prisoners ahead of Kim Kardashian.
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Leprechaun: Origins, and some other stuff coming to Ron Howard in June.
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