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Life's a journey, not a destination, and my compass is broken. 'Nuke-em til they glow!' is my default answer to most problems.

Calgary, Alberta
Joined November 2011
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@TwoCanSamAdams
Jorge +14
5 years
Everyone walks all over me...
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9 months
I've been recognized again...
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9 months
The 1980s have called 🙄 How many times and millions of dollars spent upgrading the system to support daily four-car trains, now to revert to the same level of service seen on earliest days of the CTrain? Calgary Transit reduces CTrain... https://t.co/5jSDKeTJXG
cbc.ca
According to a city news release, the pilot project, which began on March 22, is part of an effort to optimize the CTrain's weekend service, as well as reduce energy consumption and maintenance. 
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9 months
We're back! Know any good nesting areas? 😎
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11 months
My bi-weekly check in...
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1 year
Clearing out the sinuses again #SuicideWings
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1 year
Let's start the NYE countdown! What do you mean I'm a day late? Dammit...
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1 year
How many wings does $61.8 billion get me?
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1 year
Interesting way to further postpone the already delayed fall economic statement. Unless PMJT will step up to make the announcement 😂 https://t.co/1290tpJSg9
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theglobeandmail.com
The issue of the Prime Minister’s future is not closed, MP says, after caucus meeting in which party members urged Trudeau to step down
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1 year
It would seem the scammers haven't been keeping up with current events #CanadaPostStrike #CanadaPost
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1 year
Especially bad day. Had to skip out of work early lest I lose my temper...
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Jorge +14
1 year
Wondering why there's a commercial paper shredder in the staff break room...
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Jorge +14
1 year
As 2024 winds down, I realize I've been deficient in posting goose pics. This is what happens when reality interferes with social media.
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1 year
Regional manager actually remembered my name today. Unsure if I should be worried or impressed...
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1 year
Oh gawd... workplace background music just switched to "seasonally appropriate". Time to play with the channel changer
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Jorge +14
1 year
But where's the mosh pit?! I was hoping to participate in some middle aged body slamming tonight 😜
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Jorge +14
1 year
"Plans for the evening?" Well, I thought I'd go for a soda. Nobody hurts, nobody cries... "
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1 year
Another unremarkable revolution around the Sun comes to an end. I seem to have forgotten a cake, though.
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1 year
This "getting older" nonsense has to stop. I seem to be skipping over the "grey phase" and going straight to white haired 😡
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Jorge +14
1 year
So, where's a fun place to watch our neighbours to the south start a civil war tomorrow? Needs to be a place with decent pizza...
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Jorge +14
1 year
I'm on two weeks vacation starting now!
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