Tweeting Female
@TweetingFemale
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ermahgerd, please follow me betch. Submit tweets & business: [email protected] (Parody)
Joined March 2013
My bestfriends getting married today! Tell her congrats +1 (239) 537-3518.
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if anybody is interested in buying this account for a cheap price email me at tweetingfemale@gmail.com.
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It's actually impossible for my room to stay clean longer than 24 hours.
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I swear bobby pins just get up and walk away by themselves.
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I love making people who already hate me hate me even more.
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everybody you have ever met came out of a vagina screaming in fear.
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Have you ever been so sad that you can’t even cry you just sit there and think about how sad you are.
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Me looking at old pictures: "Why?" .Me looking at old haircut: "Why?" .Me looking at old clothes: "Why?" .Me looking at old crush: "Why?".
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i’m like 99% sure drake and josh was cancelled because josh got skinny.
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Cereal is an acceptable meal at all times of the day.
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“you’re so hot,” i whispered.as i took my plate of food out of the microwave.
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*goes online shopping* .*puts everything i want in a cart* .*checks subtotal* .*laughs and closes tab*.
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do u ever listen to a song and u can just tell the singer has a beard.
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how dare u ignore me after ive made 0 attempts at talking to u.
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