Mom and I Back at Mammoth caverns today for tour number two.

Just think, Hillary Clinton could have been our first lesbian president and we missed that chance.

If Donald Trump attacks Venezuela the left will start screaming no blood for oil.

California's new self serve DMV kiosk. If you laughed, RETWEET..... 📹 Sora

Who do you think is responsible for the government shutdown?

Guess who stabbed who to death and then guess who just got life in prison.

@Tweetin_jackleg @parelladori @DonnaParella @AlessaTaketwo @DateJulieB @ashers_kav @billytex940 @AuntCinnamon @bradparks38 @DoodlesTrks @TheGhostofPA 5’7

Why do you women get so short when you get old? It's like you became a shrinky dink that was in the oven far too long. @parelladori @DonnaParella @AlessaTaketwo @DateJulieB @aroad1234 @ashers_kav @billytex940 @AuntCinnamon @bradparks38 @DoodlesTrks @TheGhostofPA

You can always spot a liberal by their goofy glasses. Prove me wrong.

I don't give a shit how many Palestinian civilians got killed in the last couple of years due to their attack on Israel, do you?

Here is a list of all Republicans that were arrested under Biden: Donald J. Trump Waltine “Walt” Nauta Carlos De Oliveira Stephen K. Bannon Peter K. Navarro Thomas J. Barrack Jr. Matthew Grimes Rudy Giuliani Mark Meadows John Eastman Kenneth Chesebro Sidney

@tomcolicchio I can't believe your wife wore that dress outside of your home. Sad

Do women still stick their tongue out and/or make duck lips when taking selfies?

Would you look at the rack on that hottie from 1995!

Trump 3rd Term???🤔🤔🤔

I'm going to bed for the 50th time @TheGhostofPA

I have been down on sleep lately due to the fact that the cat has been waking me up at 4:00 a.m. every morning recently. Does anyone else have that problem? I wouldn't mind it if it was a different kind of pussy.

I might just take down the whole box tonight.

I don't play cards or gamble but it seems to me the moral of the NBA story is that you should leave your cards face up to avoid the x-ray machine under the table spotting your hand.

I hope Kamala Harris runs again in 2028 if nothing else just for the comedic value. What about you?

I don't care if flights are being delayed because I don't plan on flying for a while and by the time I do the government will be back open. For all I care they can shut down every fucking airport in the country.