Anya
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What can I say, without scaring you all away? I best keep quiet then🤐🤣
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Hun i found this on a dating site😱 please clear something up, is your name Jignish and is this you?😱😂
@jamessmurray
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I got a DM earlier from a "bored guy" looking for some action!" I've asked him for his address so I can send him my ironing, that'll keep him busy.
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Today has been the mother of all shitty days... My ex got hit by a bus. And I lost my job as a bus driver!
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Who had one of these in their house growing up? the heat was rare, but I nearly set my nylon dressing gown on fire standing too close to it.😳🤦♀️
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Does anyone remember getting their wages in a brown envelope like this? I remember as a kid my dad did.
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It's been raining for 3 days non stop and my boyfriend has been feeling a little low. He just stands there looking through the window. If the rain doesn't stop tomorrow, I'll have to let him in.
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If you Know what this was used for? You'll defo know the struggle.
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Do you know what this is? And nope it's not a wee hammer for knocking wee nails into stuff.
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Can I introduce you to my Gorgeous Friend...The Fox❤ They were waiting for me to come out with food. I'm not sure if it's a girl or boy? so calling this wee darling Foxy.❤❤❤
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Who remembers this? I remember a slightly different lorry and brand of pop, but who remembers taking the empties back and got either 10 or 20p for them?
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Hello my lovelies. I'm so sorry I've not replied to anyone. The last couple of days have been the worst outcome. My Dad has contracted covid and is extremely ill. I'm not sure if he's gonna pull through as he is already very ill. I've been praying so much everyday, and im hoping
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#HappyMonday
to all my gorgeous Twitter friends. I know my recent posts have been very brief, but the last week has been very emotional and me coming to terms with dad no longer being here💔 I have moments of calm and then moments of vast emotion, but I really wanted to pop in
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Who remembers Milk bottles with coloured tops that told you what they were?
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Do you remember being able to get a quarter of sweets? I'll have a quarter of Sour Plooms or Pineapple cubes❤️ what you all having?
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#NewProfilePic
I know my wee crumpets I change my profile pic as many times as I eat crisps and that's alot. Apologies for the vast amount of mugshots I put up. Hugs 😁x
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Pornography gives people an unrealistic and unhealthy idea of how quickly a plumber will come to your house.
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My boyfriend told me, men age like like a fine wine: we just get better with age. The next day I locked him in the cellar.
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Hello my lovely friends. I lost Dad today💔🙏😢 he died peacefully this morning. I got to say my final goodbye to him. I can't seem to get my head around it, like it's all been a horrible nightmare. But looking at his little face, I know he's in no more pain.
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Did you know that the first ever computer dates back as far as Adam and Eve. It was an Apple with limited memory, just one byte. And then everything crashed.
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I love a baked Tattie, I'm I the only person that loves the skin more then the actual potato mashed up bit?..you know what i mean the inside of the tattie🤦♀️😁
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I'm sad to say my boyfriend has left me. He couldnt put up with my obsession with pasta anymore. I'm telling you, since he left I'm feeling cannelloni.
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I hope you all dont mind me posting a pic of me and mum❤ today is a month since mum passed away. I love and miss her so very much. And yes that ickle twat is me, I'm still a twat but a bigger one now.🤦♀️😁 Love you Mum Always❤
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My darlings My Beautiful Mum passed away this Morning.
I just wanted to let you all know because I've not been in touch.
Thank you all for being there for me, I've lost my best friend and someone I loved with all my heart.
Thank you all for your kindness,
I'm so lost and alone.
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#HappySunday
to all my beautiful Twitter friends. I hope you're all keeping well and had a lovely weekend. Apologies for not coming on sooner, but I've been very up and down with emotions and not sleeping too well. I really don't want to come on and be depressing because that's
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Guys I hope you all dont mind me posting a pic of mum and myself? It's been over 2 months since she passed away, and outwardly I love to be happy and to see you all smile. Inside I'm struggling, I dont want to go on and stress it's my birthday just to be noticed. Not one bit,
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Good Early Evening, I don't think there is a greeting like that? but if you're Anya anything goes really. Hope you're all well? Thats another week nearly over, before long we will all be getting the Xmas decs out again...kidding😜 The Halloween ones at least.😳🤦♀️😁
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Good Afternoon everyone just popping in briefly to say hello, tell a few crappy jokes and see if you're all well. Its been one of those days, I defo got out the wrong side of the bed today.
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Good Afternoon i hope you are all well? Im sorry ive not been on much. Its been a really difficult couple of weeks for me. But I wanted to come on and Wish you all a Very Happy Xmas🎄🎉🥂 I wish you all the best health,luck and happiness over the Christmas weekend.
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My ex wanted to humiliate me in front of his friends. He said I was useless in bed.
Should have seen his face when they all disagreed....
Disclaimer...this has never happend to me, I'm practically a nun so there.😜
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#NewProfilePic
I don't usually smile, as I always end up looking constipated😳🤦♀️ But its better to look constipated, then not.🤣
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It's not my birthday or any other special day today.....But if you wanna wish me a Happy whatever you want it to be day....fill your boots👍😜😘
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Does anyone iron anymore? when I was younger my mum used to iron pants and socks..I tend to just wash, dry and go out looking like I've chewed on my clothing and spat it out.
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I'm well gutted, i know someone got a sticker on their second vaccine. I had both my vaccines and I never got a sticker☹
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Can I ask you all, living in a very PC world as it stands. Do you feel you have to stop and think about what you're saying, as not to offend anyone?
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What's everyones fave smell?...
keep it clean as this is a serious study I'm conducting...yeah right🤣
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What do you call this part of the bread? I call it the bum😳🤦♀️🤣
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My lovelies I hope you don't mind if I have a wee rant...well not so much of a rant as an explanation. I come on Twitter or X if you call it that, to bring a little smile and some memories to people. As much as you lovely people put a huge smile on my face❤️😊 I don't come on
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Oh before I forget...It's Beret nice to see you all🤦♀️ sorry but it had to be done. 😁
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Im really sorry for bombarding everyone with my mugshots, but I was so mortified last time putting a pic up with a shirt that looked like I chewed it for my tea, I did want to redeem myself and prove I do iron my clothes...sometimes👍😁
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I love Gherkins..Actually I love them that much i drink the juice aswell😋
Gherkins...Yes or No?
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Good Afternoon, hope we are all fine and dandy? yep its me the elusive Anya the less than annoying pest recently😁 bet you're all getting a good break from me? who said yes?😜 I just wanted to pop on quickly to try and reply to some tweets.
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My darlings as you know its gonna be my first Christmas without Dad and 3 years without Mum❤️ I know that there is someone out there that is preparing for that first Xmas without a loved one or Beloved pet. Also people who might be going through a difficult time with Depression,
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A very late Good Afternoon to you all...Yep it's me that wee Scottish devil😁 I hope you're all well and keeping warm. Blinking Eck, its right nippy out. Can I say a huge big thank you, for all the kindness that you have all shown.
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#HappyBankHolidayMonday
. Hope we are all fine and dandy and have had a lovely weekend? Is anyone nursing a hangover? If so I'll make you all a greasy fry up, does wonders😳🤢🤣 im sorry I seem to have lost notifications and Dms? I like to reply but not sure what's happend?
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#HappyWednesday
and a very
#HappyHumpDay
to all my beautiful Twitter friends. I really hope you're all well and keeping warm and safe. I know you're all thinking who is this stranger?...I usually say that to myself on many occasions🤦♀️😁 I'm so sorry I've not been on here and in
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A guy left me a message saying your jokes are rubbish and your nothing to look at. Fair enough, he's entitled to his opinions.. but so am I.
I replied "Did you know your family tree is actually a Cactus?"
A cactus?
I said Aye, you're from a long line of pricks.
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Well my wee cherubs I better bugger off and go feed My dad the wee rascal🐱and myself. Thank you all so so much for putting a huge smile on my face😁😊 And thank you for all the laughs, kindness and Hellos👋 I want to leave you all with a smile😊 if I haven't replied
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A very good afternoon to one and all. I hope you are all well and looking after yourselves and each other. Its another brief visit, as ive a few things to sort out, but wanted to pop on and say thank you again for all the lovely tweets. I feel bad for not replying,
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I change my profile pic as many times as I eat crisps thats alot..I look less constipated here🤦♀️🤣
#NewProfilePic
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Hello hope we are all fine and dandy. Ive just popped in to say a quick hello. It's been one of those days. It's been really beautiful a crisp and sunny day, the kind of day mum liked. Sat in the garden with olly having a brew and thought about how mum would have loved today.
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As winter is approaching and soup is the main staple on a cold day. I thought I'd invest in stocks: beef, chicken, and vegetable. Hopefully by next year I’ll be a bouillonaire.
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Good Evening, hope we are all fine and dandy and have had a nice start to the week. I've just popped on for a wee cheeky half hour, to be an annoying,nosey git...who said nowt new there?...blooming cheek, you're right though🤣😁hope you all have a lovely evening. xx
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Do you ever look at someone on here and they instantly make you smile?
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Who remembers their grandparents handing you money like they were hustling you?😳😬🤦♀️🤣
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Hello my beautiful friends. I just wanted to pop in before everyone starts their night of joy and merriment...yep I'm having a glass of baileys later😬😳😜 this could be a pure disaster for me!! So I'll do pre apologies if anyone gets a drunken message...its the Baileys
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Good afternoon or evening i best say both as I dont even know what day it is? I hope you're all well. I'm popping in to say a quickish hello and thank you all for the tweets and mentions and to tell a few crap jokes. Im sorry ive not got back to you all, please don't think
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I'd love to go camping as I've never been before. What's the most important thing or things for me to take, apart from the fridge?
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Hello my beautiful Twitter friends, I hope you're all well and having a beautiful weekend so far.❤️🙏 First of all can I say a huge huge thank you from the bottom of my heart for all the kind, caring and beautiful messages I've just been sitting here reading them. I'm crying but
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Twitters a wee bit quiet this evening....if you can see this drop me a wee hiya👍😁
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My dad was a huge
@NUFC
I'm not a footie fan but his football strip is one of my treasured possessions❤️ everytime I hear the team is playing a match I always think of you Dad❤️🙏
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#HappyTuesday
and a belated
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you wee gorgeous lot in my pocket😜 I hope we are all well and the first 2 days of 2024 have been kind ones...I've come on quickly to say a mahoosive thank you for all the beautiful Tweets and messages for New Year, I'm so sorry I've not
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Hello to all you beautiful people in my phone. I hope you're all well? I'm so sorry I've not been in touch. Dad was taken into A&E today. He's not been too well. I left him not long ago in hospital, he's in the acute ward were they are monitoring him. I'm so worried as
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I know im gonna get flack for posting this, but hey life's too short to worry. The only person I've shared this pic with is my bestie...they had a few wee words with me🤣 Love them. I'm not a footie fan. I know its the beautiful Game but I don't understand it.
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#HappySunday
you wee beauties❤️ I know....who is she? It's me ofcourse😜🤦♀️ 2 days in a row. I'm spoiling you. I wanted to pop on as my friend was poorly and couldn't come over to visit and I didn't want to feel alone, so you're all stuck with me for a wee bit.
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Well im away to try and detach my hand from my head...I knew I shouldnt have used that superglue🤦♀️ thank you all for the kindness and laughs. I hope you all have a lovely, peaceful evening. Stay safe and stay cosy. xxx
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My Darlings I'm gonna head off and leave you all with some peace and quiet...phewwww I hear you say, who shouted Yeppeeee? Santa's defo not coming to visit you😜🤣 Thank you all so much for the laughs and kindness you always show. I know everyone will be so busy getting things
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Good afternoon, I hope we are all well? I've popped on a wee bit earlier, as I thought I'd come on before I go make some tea. My belly is making some right funny noises, and no I don't have the belly ache. More the greedy guts ache😁 I hope you all have a kind evening. xx
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Happy New Year everyone!! I hope the start of 2022 has been a kind one. I've had a hectic day, Olly decided to roll in foxes wee and poo today so I've a nice new aroma on me. I know people take a wide birth when they see me, but now there's no chance of anyone coming
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Darlings before I head off I want to wish each and everyone of you a
#happyvalentinesday
it dosent matter how many cards, chocolates or flowers someone gets. Loving someone is everyday not just one day of the year. Us single folk can be each others Valentines for the day❤️
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