Tumisho Masha
@TumishoMasha
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Actor|MC|Producer|Storyteller|Entrepreneur| These views are my own | Bookings: owen @owens .co.za
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Hi Dudu, thanks for the post. I won’t descend to your level but I believe the people have spoken in your replies. Have a great week ahead and let me know if you need help with a real job other than being your daddy’s cheerleader? Losing court battles every week must be exhausting
We See You Tumisho…
Just Like We Saw And Heard That Your Clown Is Not Welcome In KZN But My Dad Got The Biggest Roaring Welcome…🎤
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Adv Tembeka Ngcukaitobi showing us what a well prepared lawyer sounds like. I don’t see how his clear and concise argument is not going to bury Mpofu. But Zuma supporters will call me crazy.
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I’ll leave this here for all the people trying to justify the
#zumaprotests
so much for rapid economic transformation
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To try and use words like amazing or awesome would be to really undermine how good
@ThusoMbedu
performance in the
#UndergroundRailroad
series. She is the realization of everything we ever dreamed we could be on a global stage sharing her talent with the world.
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When the headmaster walks in the naughty boys want to laugh and smile with him. We see you. Where’s Dudu now to witness her dad smiling and laughing with the real president of South Africa?
President Cyril Ramaphosa greets political leaders, including former president Jacob Zuma.
#RIPShenge
#Newzroom405
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When a clown moves into the palace he doesn’t become a king. But the palace becomes a circus. We need to end
@MYANC
clown show in 2024
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@Boity
Perhaps u should read it more thoroughly. Starting with Eve, Sarah, Esther, The Queen of Sheba, Ruth, Deborah, Mary mother of Jesus, Mary Magdalene, the Samaritan woman at the well and many more that are mentioned. But quoting one or two scriptures out of context is misleading😉
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You’re loved&you’ll b missed. Anyone who ever met u even just once was forever touched by your warm sunshine. I’m sorry I didn’t keep in touch enough but I hope you knew how much you were loved. I know God is having a blast up there with u in heaven❤️💔
#RIPShaleenSurtieRichards
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So this happened yesterday
#tandcgiftingceremony
she’s now officially part of the Masha clan. We welcome you Naledi ❤️
@Chantefabulous
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This too shall pass. South Africa will not be destroyed, the rule of law will be restored and our democracy will endure
#JuliusMalema
#zumaprotests
#PrayForSouthAfrica
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Zimbabwe closing its borders on South Africa over the omnicron variant is the funniest most ironic sh@&$ I’ve heard in my life🤣🤣🤣
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There are good things happening. We are happy for you mama
@ConnieChiume
South African ACTRESS CONNIE CHIUME LANDS IN AMERICA TO SHOOT BLACK PANTHER 2 -
We are happy for you Mama
❤️❤️🏆🏆🇿🇦🇿🇦
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Coming soon 🎃👻🎃👻
OMARI HARDWICK! LORETTA DEVINE! What did we do to deserve all this new Black Horror! 🙌🏾😭👏🏾
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The weak attempts by some on this platform to destroy a great man’s legacy in the wake of his death in a lame effort to build their own is cowardly and futile. You cannot rewrite history when some of us were there to witness it.
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Young black millionaires enjoy your wealth how you like, you don’t owe us anything. If you make a mistake and lose it all, pick yourself up and try again but never be ashamed of trying to better your life.
#hamiltonndlovu
and I’m not talking about those who stole/defrauded pple
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@mluja84
A simple handshake, greeting and a smile would’ve been enough of a polite gesture. This is what it looks like when an alpha male is in the house and the small boys know their place.
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1st a caveat,
@ThusoMbedu
U don’t owe us anything by being this good at ur craft. So I hope our congratulations and well wishes do not put pressure on you in anyway to feel like you have to represent us all. Just represent yourself & your family&enjoy the moment. You deserve it.
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He prepares a feast for me in the presence of my enemies. Psalm 23:5
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@Boity
In closing, ignorance would say that ALL people who practice African traditional healing engage in muthi murder&magic but we know that is simply not true. Even though there are charlatans who engage in the practice we surely cannot paint ALL African healers with the same brush?
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There is nothing wrong with posting pictures of your cars, homes or material items of success. Just make sure you’re tax compliant before you do.
#hamiltonndlovu
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@JGZ_Foundation
Why not call Ajay and Atul? Or otherwise Duduzane can sell the Porsche and Duduzile can get a job. Where’s Carl and the gang to help and the people who looted in his name can make a plan? Mzansi has donated enough to Nkandla.
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If you don’t want to take the knee against racism then you shouldn’t be allowed to play professional sport on a global stage. Simple as that. Quinton De Cock should never play for SA again.
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🤷🏾♂️😂😂😂 when the Buffalo walks in.
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The devil is a liar! “Do not be deceived: God cannot be mocked. A man reaps what he sows.” Galatians 6:7 Be careful what you say about God on social media kids. Satan will use you and later make a fool out of you.
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Tell me again how the looting in these protests is about poverty? These two well fed gents arrived in their brand new Jeep to steal. Let’s normalize calling a spade a spade.
#ZumaCoupAttempt
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@karynmaughan
This would make a beautiful heartfelt film. Perhaps we need to do one to show the cost of killing and raping our children on society in the long term.
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Taking the knee in sports is about uniting AGAINST racism not about whether you personally believe in BLM or not.
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Still have a way to go but I’m really excited with how far I’ve come. We keep pushing till we reach our goals.
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Don’t believe the hype. South Africans love each other and will rebuild this country. Thank you to all the brave men and women of all colours and creeds protecting our infrastructure&business and helping clean up our malls and streets.
#ProtectSouthAfrica
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@Tru_stEE
@Boity
You have chosen to interpret it that way. Nowhere are women stooges in the Bible in fact most of them are quite heroic and hardcore. The angel Gabriel greets Mary with, “greetings to you oh highly favored of the Lord”. But once again you really don’t have to believe for my sake.
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Some days feel like there’s nothing that can go right. Hang in there and keep your faith. It will work out for the good.
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I got my Covid-19 vaccine last month and feel great. I highly recommend you get yours if you haven’t already.
#COVID19Vaccine
#health
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U can hate me&call me names but u can't stop me from saying that
@AndreGOlivier
@RiversChurch
are not racist! So do ur best!
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O robale ka kgotso bra Bob🙏🏾 I grew up listening to you on the radio and had the privilege of knowing you perosonally as an adult. You were such a great man and an inspiration for us. You’ll never be forgotten 💔💔💔
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@SpheSaidSo
@britttbanks
Aaah thank you 😊 it has an amazing cast. Guess this is how I find out the movie is almost out 🤷🏾♂️🤣🤣🤣
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Truth
When you're privileged, never think others are lazy.
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Lockdown must only apply to the unvaccinated. Re lapile!
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@ramichuene
Don’t have money for liquor. My money is being spent on the bills I have to pay, food I have to buy and the clothes I have to buy for my kids until this is over and work is normal again for us artists. I do have a problem though with those who stood in queues but cry poverty
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@MinnieDlamini
Well done Minnie Mouse beautiful story with great production value! 👌🏾 Wishing you and Mr. Jones all the happiness, prosperity and love
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😂😂😂 I think she’s on to something
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Well done Bafana Bafana you did us proud today and carried the spirit of Clive Barker. We celebrate you when you give your best and thank you for a great performance.
#keepbelieving
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Finally to everyone who hasn’t seen
#undergroundrailroad
on
@PrimeVideo
do urself a favor&watch it. It’s heartbreaking, beautiful and it will make u cry. It’s a painful story but also a story of triumph & one we should never forget&also because
@ThusoMbedu
is so AMAZING in it😊
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This is going to be dope!
‘Dead Places’, a South African paranormal series will premiere on
@NetflixSA
in April
The show is set to take viewers on a supernatural journey. Shot in 50 locations across SA including JHB & Cape Town. Starring
@AnthonyOseyemi
@TumishoMasha
@ShamillaMiller
&
@rawyalkingsman
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This s’phukuku WILL NEVER be president of South Africa.
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There are a lot of racists in SA&i have fought many&will continue2do so but
@AndreGOlivier
@RiversChurch
are not in anyway racist!
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Even in your disappointments know that God is good all the time 🙏🏾
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@MandzNotHot
I’m no expert but I think what you tell your partner is “you’re the most beautiful and intelligent woman to me, even if the world doesn’t think so”. Coz why would u want to be with someone who’s not the best u could get&why would you want to make someone feel less than the best?
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Today is proof that no matter how dark times may be or how strong evil may seem to be, in the end good people can defeat evil. Well done America for upholding democracy
#USAelection2020
🇺🇸
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You deserve all your success. And you’re giving back everyday just by being an inspiration and showing all South Africans they can be anything they put their minds to. 👊🏾
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Psalm 18:30 "As for God, His way is perfect: the Lord's Word is flawless; He shields all who take refuge in Him." Father, thank You for this day. You are my hiding place. Come what may, I will remain in You. Amen. Have a blessed Wednesday.
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I think you broke black twitter’s back with this one 🙈🤣🤣🤣
Many Xhosa men have had an issue with me pole dancing , so I thought I would pole dance in heels and give them more to have an issue about! Don’t forget , I can still kick your ass while wearing these heels … 😂😂😂😂
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@stoanito
Ao thaka ya me, also turning 46 this year. You are living proof that black don’t crack😁👊🏾
#donsofstyle
#over40challenge
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As great an author as u r a pantsula4life! This book saved my life
@KabeloMabalane
if u haven't got it
#RunGoGetIt
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To all those who went to Nkandla to defend Jacob Zuma, please stay there for at least another 14days?
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OFFICIAL STATEMENT:
Parents that strive to separate their children from their ex-partners are committing a form of child abuse. The way you treat your children after a relationship ends is imperative to the well-being of the child.
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I guess when you, JZ and the Guptas were running SA these people and other communities who needed a decent bridge and roads had them? Or did this start in 2018?
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@JackD157
@SAPoliceService
@MYANC
So
@myanc
employees don’t want to stop corruption and improve SA democracy unless it involves their stomachs. Typical 🤯
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When you do business this way, it will most certainly be blessed. 🙏🏾
I used to see a lot of employees who work until late hike for transport.
When I started Bathu ,I personally made a commitment to help our employees with transport. Today we welcomed our second staff bus 🚎
We will now accommodate 22 more employees with their transport needs.
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Yesterday’s
#EFFNationalShutdown
showed us the EFF are a small party who’ll do anything to declare a win even if it means telling lies. The National shutdown was a flop but will be hailed as a success because there were some numbers who marched to Sandton and Union Buildings.
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Salute to the brave men and women of Mabopane protecting our infrastructure ✊🏾✊🏾✊🏾
In Mabopane we say NO TO LOOTING
They will beat you
Central city
#ShutdownSA
#looting
#GautengShutdown
#eNCA
#Newzroom405
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Imagine having a Tesla as your only mode of transport right now in Mzansi?🙆🏾♂️🤣🤣
Electrical cars to be powered by Stage 4 Loadshedding!!
What a G!!🥂
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And he owns you 🤣🤣🤣
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@BonganiBaloyiBB
I worked as a data capture clerk for IBM in 1995 and earned R2500 per month.
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Really wish
#BlackGirlsRock
was on a more mainstream platform on a day when most people are home watching TV! It's that important!
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@iamSivN
@adidasZA
@WeAreIvyPark
She’s killing the game! I need to get her number bro she needs her own show 😅👊🏾
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2 weeks ago Zuma was ready to go to jail instead of respond to the Con-Court. Until Sunday he didn’t need a mask at a super spreader event. Today he is too old and too sick to go to jail. Does this old man think we’re all as gullible as his supporters?
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Fuck off Jimmy!
Soldiers with assault rifles have been deployed against unarmed poverty stricken civilians. Fact.
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As long as God is in control, it WILL work out for your good! 😉
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Kagiso Rabada writes his name on the Honours board at the home of cricket at Lords with a 5 wicket haul. Well done KG!!! 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👌🏾
#ENGvSA
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SA the only country where hard working black women under 30who r on tv can be called old&tired just coz they hustle
#OpenUpTheIndustry
🤔ya,ne
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@ZakesMda
@AbsaSouthAfrica
@Absa
Sorry to hear of your ordeal Bra Zakes. Try FNB or Discovery both very good banks from my experience, especially if you travel a lot.
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Trust God completely&praise Him in the difficult times coz u know whatever He allows to happen in ur life is always ultimately4ur good!😊
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@tebo_dukes
@Boity
It’s true. But this was written in the 1st century AD when slavery was common. Whites, blacks&everyone in between owned slaves&were slaves. Paul is speaking to a people in a particular time and place. It is also true that it was Christians who abolished slavery in modern times
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Is it possible that Adv. Dali Mpofu wants Zuma to go to jail. Coz his way of making legal argument is like he only prepared on his way to court.
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Found out about this storm in a teacup2nite&NOWAY is
@AndreGOlivier
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@that
service&he's a good man of God&my spiritual father
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Looking for talented graphic designers/illustrators and animators. All races, all ages and all genders welcome. Send portfolios to firetownfilms
@gmail
.com
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@karynmaughan
I like how the president dealt with this. Very strategic and fair. Liquor can wait for after lockdown it’s been causing havoc in this country for too long.
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#AshwinWillemse
today you stood up for all of us and we thank you and respect you for putting your own job on the line to calmly squash bullshit!
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Do people who work at ESKOM feel a sense of pride when they see the state the country is in because of their incompetence?
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#Sundowns
our very own SA national men’s football team, making us a proud yellow nation 🥳🥳🥳🥳
@Masandawana
Bafana ba style
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A lot of the businesses in the townships are unfortunately Black owned by people trying to make a living, employ people in the community&provide goods and services. Insurance might not payout and some didn’t even have insurance. Think about that before condoning this nonsense
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