I feel like salt and pepper should be in the same isle.

I was going to Google “Is Google down,” but I couldn’t… because Google might be down. @Google, comment?

Snippets from our participation in the 2025 Open Championship, among golf legends and key industry professionals, chief among them Sir Nick Faldo! It was a wonderful time, full of joy, excitement, and, of course, Play. We look forward to the next one and to #QiddiyaCity’s next

Welcome to Play Panel, starring Managing Director of Qiddiya Investment Company, Abdullah Aldawood, CEO of @MercedesAMGF1, Toto Wolff, and trailblazing Saudi Racing Driver @reemajuffali, moderated by world-favorite #F1 broadcaster Laura Winter. #QiddiyaCity #PlayLife

This is our turf. On it, we make way for the next generation. And today, we welcome the world to Saudi Arabia; to our most ambitious, most exciting home game. See you on the pitch 🇸🇦 #WelcomeToSaudi34 #PlayingTogether

Paul is young and big and strong. Tyson is older now and way past his prime. Paul will most likely win. There’s no substitute for vitality. #TysonPaul

Is there anything sketchier than aftermarket cruise control?

You are who you hang out with.

If you tell the truth you don't have to remember anything… except your Apple ID and Password.

An electric car (to a gearhead) is what Guitar Hero is to a guitarist. Both are good fun, but one is more impressive than the other.

When @Sia introduces herself people think she’s leaving.

How hidden is a “Hidden Gem” if it comes up on the first page of Google? Discuss.

There are two types of people in this world. Those who knew Kathy Griffin was in Pulp Fiction and those who are finding out just now.

Okay.

Moronic oxymoron.

“No news is good news” doesn’t apply when a friend or family member is missing.

I can never find anything in this house.

You never want to hear your doctor say “but wait, there’s more”.

Couldn’t be more confused.

Who invented the kiss? Was it Disney? I bet it was Disney.