TuckersPigeonHoof
@TuckerKerridge
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A butchers son with a titanium hoof. Owner of burglar ladder leg and Brighton dry lip. Collector of coins and old bottles. A village oddity.
Suffolk
Joined August 2010
In two years I'll be sculpting hedges that'll give Titchmarsh the old knee trembles
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The mule! Flipped and found in someone else's change but gifted! Paying with card and notes till its in the case
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I'm revising Niles pizza comparison to Hawaiian. Four cheese was mean
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What a shot to go 50 on debut! Crowd catchers, 180 sr and a half century. Malan must be back flipping
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2nd ball crowd catcher from Malan on debut. No nerves there then.
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I imagine cloud nine serves up free lap dances to the sweet sound of atomic kitten right next to the endless banana milkshake pump
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Unless you're in bed, swimming or in the comfort of your own living room it's mandatory to wear a top. Put a fucking top on protein prick
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Fourth attempt WC in a non contended weight. Get on with it.
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Wenger makes way over to the fans and lifts shirt over head to reveal "I'm staying fuckers" t shirt
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I bet there were plenty of mugs who got texts off to arsenal mates in those 3 mins. I smugly resisted.
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I'd sell the twat this afternoon for that. What a dope
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