Just got denied from the fire island lobster party because they “don’t do messy twitter drama gays”. The guy was 63 mind you. How do you know even know about that…
The fact that a random ass gay on the boardwalk just tried fighting me over a chicken tender is hilarious. Like four people were holding him back. Bitch for the record I dipped that shit in honey mustard and ate it in one bite. WAS GOOD AS FUCK TOO. BYE!!! 😋👋🏼
LADIES picture this in 15 years: You come home from your underpayed day job to your duplex in west Cheektowaga. The hot husband you shotgunned beers with on your wedding night is now bald and still goes to Yings. Your son calls you a bitch and he just failed out of ECC. Congrats.
Janet Snyder: “I keep hearing about this Encore place. I think me and my girlfriends are gonna try it out one of these weekends”
Welp it’s official. Encore is finally dead.
Last night I was talking to the lead singer of Pentatonix in the club bathroom and didn’t even know it? Wtf? But he said his favorite housewife was Eileen Davidson so I don’t even care
Are any muscle gay groups in search of having a twink in their group for the summer? You guys are always having the most fun. I’d be a good addition because you guys wouldn’t be into me since I don’t grow facial hair and I don’t do drugs so I can be like the mom of the group
Can’t believe the day has finally come where I’m saying this, but I’ve accepted an amazing job opportunity in my field and as of February I’ll be moving to New York City. Gonna miss you Buffalo but I’m ready to move onto the next chapter in my life! ❤️🏙🗽🚕🍎🎉
Being woken up to the sentence “troy your tweet has 10 million views” followed by “guys we have 100 people coming to our house party in an hour”… I actually think I’m in the twilight zone
I spent over $300 on my ex’s birthday gift but honestly? The phone call from my doctor’s office just now confirming that I didn’t catch his Gonorreah after he was cheating on me with multiple guys the entire relationship is priceless
#HappyBirthdayToMe
Just complimented a girl at Encore and she says “Get the fuck away from me my dad is a lawer from California sicko”....... Honey..... Its never that serious