Seattle Kraken
@TrollSeattle
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Remember the Sonic Cynic? I am back. Seattle sports fan in recovery from constant disappointment. I point out the curse that is Seattle Sports.
Seattle, WA
Joined February 2020
🚨BREAKING: Bass Pro Shops displayed American flags and lowered their flag to half staff for Charlie Kirk. I’m tagging @BassProShops so we can all thank them.
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What happened to Julio Rodríguez? He has been hot garbage when we needed him most #jrod #jrodshow #jrodchokeshow #seausrise #watchjrodstrikeout
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I love and am very proud of Sam and the teammate he’s been, the class & character he’s shown. Someone is going to get a talented left arm and an even better young man.
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The Seahawks lose. The Kraken lose. The Huskies beat Oregon in Eugene. Best weekend ever #hatetheducks
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Robbie Ray has 8 years as a Mariner to help me forget about this #seausrise #whyservais #depressedseattlesportsfan
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Buoy is short for this world. Seattle has Squatch, Moose, Harry and Blitz. Buoy won’t be welcome in the cool kids club. @SeattleKraken @SEAbuoy
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BACK-TO-BACK 🔥 For the second month in a row, @JRODshow44 is the AL Rookie of the Month! #SeaUsRise
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The University of Washington has entered the transfer portal.
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The Mariners have won 3 in a row, the Huskies got 2 commits and the sun is shining #GoodDay
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One of the biggest Commits Washington has had in some time. How can you not be fired up Rn!?!
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