*removes VR visor, takes a deep pull of Wild Cherry™ vape smoke* Baby boomers ruined this country

#SuperBowlLIX

Weenie ointment

I am a bad boy and I apologize.

#nasa

Just shot a tiny little turd out of my butt using nothing but fart fuel.

Does @MoternMedia have any songs about rain??

Ramen enchilada

Fuck Lisinopril

Oh shit of fuck

Please rise for the national anthem 🫡

i,m going to kill myself on friday #wow #whoa

Word of mouse

This guy looks like someone who is about to blow the cover of the massive crime ring he’s been successfully running for 2 decades all b/c he wanted to sit court-side at the Knicks game while being the size of the fucking Sun

Piss Jugman is here until 6pm today to teach truckers proper pee disposal. Jugman is "pissed" at all the jugs he's found laying in the parking lot. "Urine trouble" if you don't dispose properly. Kids can get their picture taken with Piss Jugman for only $5 from 4-6pm today

Adult men with children’s haircuts.

https://t.co/rcbHieJ1xF

just eated chip

Getting dicked off at Arby’s

Very comforting to see that our nation’s declining bee population has found safe haven in the form of gas station trash cans.

A grown man grabbing his doodie out of the toilet with his bare hands.