Travis Berman
@TravisBerman
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Lunch has been cancelled due to the lack of hustle. Deal with it.
Chilis
Joined August 2011
Can't stop laughing at "me dreams"
The nerve of my subconscious bringing up past traumas in me dreams. Either suppress that shit or let it go. If my conscience mind can do it, so can you.
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Me carrying other people’s emotions.
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This song described a secure attachment style before it was cool.
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I’m in California, and I rented a Tesla for my trip. I ended up here after a typo of “Super Charger” into the Tesla navigation screen.
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It’s 2004. You’re home sick from school. It’s 10:45 am. Maury is on the TV. Life is good.
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I wrap a towel around Murphy’s ears because he doesn’t like the blow dryer
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It just occurred to me that “farquad” was an attempt at an adult joke, where “Farquad” is actually fuckwad.
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The only thing I ask of my Twitter followers is that they never ever sleep on the band Creed.
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I never even met Danielle, but she’s picked a fight with me #loveisblind2
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