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citizen by the 𝑇𝑂𝑋𝐼𝐶✨ members of UVC management, I’m not featured on the shows, my phone calls are not returned… this is an OUTRAGE.

….. Do you need me to spell it out for you? As the only member of the UVC 2026 Royal Rumble match to not go over the top rope and hit the floor, I should be ruled the winner of the Royal Rumble and I should be going to WrestleMania! Instead? I’m treated like a second class -

HOWEVER!! If you would be so kind as to check the security tape LIKE I HAVE, you will see that lap dog Jacob Fatu climb to the top rope and celebrate afterword, only to CLIMB DOWN OVER THE TOP ROPE BEFORE HITTING THE FLOOR, OFFICIALLY BECOMING ELIMINATED! -

Another day, another time passed where @ThisIsUVC ignores my legal proceedings. I WAS NOT ELIMINATED FROM THE 2026 ROYAL RUMBLE MATCH. My body was not seen to have gone over the top rope, despite both my feet hitting the floor, and thus I was not eliminated from the match! -

I did however hear that Bad Bunny was quite delightful 🐇

TOXIC TOXIC TOXIC!!!! ….. Ahem. Sorry 𝑇𝑜𝑥𝑖𝑐 ✨

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Tune into WWE Main Event right now on YouTube in order to see me put a thrashing on this… unsavory character who I’m not quite sure I’ve ever seen before. Does he work here? Oh. . . Apollo Crews? I haven’t heard that name in ages. Wasn’t he a Soldier? None the less, tune in!

𝘛𝘖𝘟𝘐𝘊 ✨ display of favoritism and declare me, 𝐊𝐈𝐓 𝐖𝐈𝐋-𝐒𝐎𝐍 as the co-winner of the 2026 Royal Rumble, or I will be forced to retain legal council. With Love, Kit 💕 @ThisIsUVC

and THEREFORE, declaring Jacob Fatu the winner of the Royal Rumble is null and void, as 𝗞𝗜𝗧 𝗪𝗜𝗟-𝗦𝗢𝗡 is still fully an active participant in the match.. therefore I am ordering @ThisIsUVC to overturn this gross example of incompetence and absolutely-

to emergency surgery but I NEVER WENT OVER THE TOP ROPE. If you check chapter 1, paragraph 7 subjection 18(B), it clearly states that only after a competitor has been thrown over the top rope, and both feet touch the floor, will he be eliminated from the Royal Rumble match -

Again… and oh, wait. Where do I go? You see, during this contest I suffered… a catastrophic injury. I was kicked in the face by that brutish animal @NoBrakesWithIt and chipped my tooth! It was 𝗥𝗘𝗠𝗢𝗩𝗘𝗗 from my skull by the hell of his boot… so naturally I had to rush-

I DEMAND A FAIR AND IMPARTIAL JURY REVIEW THE 2026 ROYAL RUMBLE MATCH. Here, look.. look at the footage… what do you see?… come on, look closer. At Number 3, who’s that? ME! That’s who, and let’s just skip forward a bunch. There I am, there I am, there I am, there I am -

𝑇𝑂𝑋𝐼𝐶 ! ✨

together on the count of 3 1! 2! 3! 𝐊𝐈𝐓 𝐖𝐈𝐋-𝐒𝐎𝐍!

men of the world! So watch as I, 𝐊𝐈𝐓 𝐖𝐈𝐋-𝐒𝐎𝐍, defeat the 29 other 𝑇𝑂𝑋𝐼𝐶✨ men, and get a first class ticket to the main event of Wrestlemania! Who’s going to win the Royal Rumble???? Say it with me! 𝐊𝐈𝐓 𝐖𝐈𝐋-𝐒𝐎𝐍!! I can’t hear you! Everyone -

once for all. That man is I, Kit Wilson. . and I pledge that if you follow my teachings, listen to my rules, and do as I say and as I do. . You too, can be freed from the chains of 𝑇𝑂𝑋𝐼𝐶 𝑀𝐴𝑆𝐶𝑈𝐿𝐼𝑁𝐼𝑇𝑌 ✨ and join me on my quest to make the world safe for the real-

will show you that there is a better way. A 𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐋 man. One who is in touch with his emotions, and knows that conflict can be resolved without resorting to brutish physical violence. . . Someone to show you the ways to combat and defeat 𝑇𝑂𝑋𝐼𝐶 𝑀𝐴𝑆𝐶𝑈𝐿𝐼𝑁𝐼𝑇𝑌 ✨ -

Ladies & Gentleman, we are in an absolute 𝐄𝐏𝐈𝐃𝐄𝐌𝐈𝐂 of pure 𝐓𝐎𝐗𝐈𝐂𝐈𝐓𝐘 . Take a look around at the current line up for the 2026 Men’s Royal Rumble match. It is full of big, sweaty, small minded, 𝑇𝑂𝑋𝐼𝐶 ✨ men. Luckily for you, a savior has arrived. Someone who-

It’s me. I’m that one person