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@Totally_Brandon

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Particular Baptist. Paleocon. Heritage American. Reading some Wendell Berry. Enjoying some G.K. Chesterton.

North Carolina
Joined April 2020
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
@Totally_Brandon
Jolly Roger
2 years
Food for thought: as paleocons, we should advocate for protectionist trade policies that protect local economies and cultures BELOW the national level. Let me explain... THREAD đź§µ
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@Totally_Brandon
Jolly Roger
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It isn't 2022 anymore, lol. We are no longer debating Christian Nationalism. Jesus is King, and you can either get onboard or get left behind.
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@Totally_Brandon
Jolly Roger
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I know engagement bait when I see it. But you know what? This one worked on me. I am Gary Larson's top guy. Gary Larson needs me? I'll go to bat for you, Gary.
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Jolly Roger
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This cartoon is hilarious.
@atlanticesque
𝖓𝖎𝖓𝖊 🕯
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“The Far Side” is not funny
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@Totally_Brandon
Jolly Roger
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This question got me blocked. Curious.
@Totally_Brandon
Jolly Roger
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Despite a @WassonWatch costing $995, we have never heard how they are made. Where are they sourced? Who is actually making them? What is the markup? These are questions that the people would like to know. But you already have suspicions. And your suspicions are likely correct.
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Jolly Roger
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HORROR+HGTV+COURTROOM DRAMA crossover series, in which unspeakable things are done to house flippers after a short trial by Judge Judy
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Jolly Roger
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MFW
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Jolly Roger
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This misunderstanding is due to the English translation. In the Latin, this makes perfect sense.
@AFpost
AF Post
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The Vatican will open a “room with a carpet for praying” inside the Vatican Apostolic Library to accommodate visiting “Muslim scholars.” Follow: @AFpost
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@Totally_Brandon
Jolly Roger
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I don't find myself agreeing with Ketanji Brown Jackson often... but when she's right, she's right.
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Jolly Roger
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Despite a @WassonWatch costing $995, we have never heard how they are made. Where are they sourced? Who is actually making them? What is the markup? These are questions that the people would like to know. But you already have suspicions. And your suspicions are likely correct.
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Jolly Roger
11 hours
Your "based trad catholic influencer" still thinks like a meddling judge in the UK ready to lock you up for saying anything disagreeable about immigration
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@Totally_Brandon
Jolly Roger
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BRB adding Matt to the GC, since he clearly hasn’t ever been in one with anyone that wasn’t a coworker
@MattWalshBlog
Matt Walsh
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Since we’re on the subject, I really don’t see the appeal of group chats. Just a long unending chain of boring small talk.
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@ofreacharound
Meme Gene
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I grew up hating Baptists because they would drink all your beer when you went out fishing with them on the lake
@Totally_Brandon
Jolly Roger
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If you grew up Baptist but your whole online identity is hating on Baptists, then it just lowkey comes across like spitting on your parents and your 80 y/o Sunday school teacher named Susan who first helped you memorize John 3:16
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@Totally_Brandon
Jolly Roger
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h/t @_jon99 (I stole this tweet verbatim)
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Jolly Roger
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The next X update will poast T levels next to comments like these
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@Totally_Brandon
Jolly Roger
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If you grew up Baptist but your whole online identity is hating on Baptists, then it just lowkey comes across like spitting on your parents and your 80 y/o Sunday school teacher named Susan who first helped you memorize John 3:16
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Jolly Roger
19 hours
"The women do not understand the group chats"
@abbythelibb_
Abby Libby
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@JoelWBerry No, the content of those messages is groyper stuff, and defending/dismissing it is a mistake.
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Jolly Roger
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I can't tell whether he is talking about Pavlovitz or Bonhoeffer here...
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Jolly Roger
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At the hight of the British Raj, LESS THAN ONE TWENTIETH OF ONE PERCENT of India's population was British. And yet today, under 35% of London's population is British. These things are not the same.
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Jolly Roger
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This is not a suggestion.
@DHSgov
Homeland Security
2 days
Remigrate.
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Jolly Roger
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Stop thinking of mass immigration as just a policy issue. Wars have been started over far less.
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