TotalBiscuit
@Totalbiscuit
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As a man, I’m flesh & blood. I can be ignored. I can be destroyed. But as a symbol, I can be incorruptible. I can be everlasting.
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2 years ago today was when I was told I may have 2 years left to live. So begins the first day of the rest of my life. Day 1.
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Surgery scheduled, with no organ spread and shrunk/dead tumors their goal is now curative, not merely delaying the inevitable. Let's go.
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CT results. Active lymph node shrunk by 70%, tumors in liver "insignificant". No quit. 4% survival is only a number
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Fuck this stupid disease. The average is going up after I'm done with it.
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Thank goodness for camera phones and Google Photos, else I would've lost these memories to the sands of time. -
@GennaBain
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CT scan results: Complete remission. Cancer Status: Rekt. Confirmed button bashing scrub. Bring on the rest of life.
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Well, I don't know if there is really a right way to tell people this, so I guess here goes. The CT did not (cont)
http://t.co/2rAg7x9OFI
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I find having a goal is good to motivate you. This is mine, the 2yr anniversary of being told I am likely to have 2yrs left to live
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Thank you to David for organizing this. My entire world has gone overnight and I just don't even know where to begin to express my gratitude. -
@GennaBain
The only thing I know how to to today is to try to help a family. Please join me in remembering John and supporting Genna.
@Totalbiscuit
@GennaBain
Love you guys so much.
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So you’re gonna pass a tax bill and ya got no idea what’s in it.
Great. Governments a fucking lootbox now too.
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A supposedly miraculous turn of events the pills for my liver that had a low chance of success worked allowing me today to have the surgery to put in a permanent drain meaning finally I can hopefully get rid of most of this pain PS not a cure for cancer
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Tumor markers down more than 75%. This little bitch picked a fight with the wrong man
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Scan results shows further shrinkage and no spread. Stubbornness and modern medicine go a long way.
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The physical part of me is getting a lot better. Mentally, I'm going to need some time. Thanks for your support.
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My cancer had mutated. My oncologist figured out a targeted treatment for it. 2 months on, tumor size is down over 50%
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CT scan results back. Significant tumor shrinkage. No spread to other organs. Chemo kicking is arse faster than its kicking my arse.
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Maybe last one, maybe not. Either way, another kick in the balls to cancer and it's going down, now or later.
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It’s funny watching delusional people like Logan Paul claim his fan base is mostly college-goers. Nah m8 you have an army of boys whose balls ain’t dropped yet who haven’t learned a thing about life. Those are the people you impress. You’re a sociopathic Barney the Dinosaur.
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My. Neighbour died while I was in hospital. Nobody told me until then because they didn't think it would help. 12 the restful sleep of sleep of a 12 battle, surrounded by family and friends. She was 65. Rest in peace J.
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see you later, hopefully with a positive, pain reduced result
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That's my easy way of say of saying, my surgery succeeded and I'm home. I'm no longer trapped unable to piss, gradually about to explode. Thank fuxk.... Buy my game of the year 2014
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Hey remember when ISPs were given $400B of tax payers money to build fiber network across America and get highspeed internet to everyone?
Don’t worry, neither do they.
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in for surgery this morning. potentially life charging in terms of pain management.
no show this week, hopefully we can make up for it when the indescribable pressure is relieved.
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I just wanted to clarify that the vod for this week's Co-optional Podcast will be uploaded and available on the YouTube channel tomorrow as per usual. -
@GennaBain
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Anyway, means chemo doesn't work anymore. only options left are very poor ones so I am moving straight into a clinical trial I am eligible for. Won't be any quit here while I still have options to try.
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Gen: ‘you need to name this neck tumor before you get it cut out’
TB: ‘Battlefront 2’
Gen: ‘isn’t that a little harsh?’
TB: ‘you’re right, nothing deserves that, I’m sorry malignancy, please forgive me’
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EA makes the mistake of trying to justify their terrible Battlefront 2 progression system in front of a hostile crowd. Becomes literally the most downvoted Reddit comment of all time in under a day
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There's light at the end of a previously endless dark tunnel thats finally given this year of hell meaning.
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It's been a rough week. Lot working against me. My ultra supportive parents dropping everything to fly transatlantic to help out? Not one of them. I'm extremely lucky to have them and so glad they're here.
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If you're complaining that a PC is too hard to build then you probably shouldn't call your site Motherboard.
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Twitter will support 280 characters yet Marvel vs Capcom only has 30. Really makes you think
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Remember, I read Youtube comments for years and then I got cancer. Coincidence?
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Congratulations to
@h3h3productions
and
@HilaKleinH3
for winning a potentially important Fair Use case which could impact YT in future.
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Got pathology results back, 100% cancerous material they know about out. Followup chemo will crush any last puny resistance.
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My wife
@GennaBain
is the strongest person I know. It’s beyond just being lucky to have her, I wouldn’t be here anymore if I didn’t. She’s my strength when it feels like I have none more to give.
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Leaving for the hospital for my scheduled surgery. See you in a few days. Keep an eye on
@gennabain
for updates.
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Rick and Morty fanboys are sure as hell making a powerful case for most obnoxious fandom this year.
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30 seconds silence on the podcast for Vegas shooting
‘I wish TB would keep politics out of his videos’
Fuuuuuuckkkk
Yoooooouuuuuuuu
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Sorry, a little venting. I get to kick the ass of 2 types of cancer. The one in my body and the one that runs its mouth on the internet
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Yeah, this chemo has stopped working. Was gonna happen eventually. Thankfully there are more types, switching to another type. Not great. Not in another organ but, growth started again
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A group of IGN employees are striking until the company issues a statement/apology regarding cases of sexual harassment. Putting your job on the line in order to stand for something takes real courage, nothing but respect for that.
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The Co-Optional Podcast Ep. 217 TotalBiscuit Memorial Edition [strong language] - May 31st, 2018: via
@YouTube
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Shorty Awards nominates Pro Syndicate for Gamer of the Year. Sounds like a bit of a gamble to me.
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If Youtubers could stop doing shady, illegal, undisclosed shit for money that makes us all look bad, that'd be great.
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Tune in today (Tuesday) for a special memorial episode of The Co-Optional Podcast with
@GennaBain
@JesseCox
and
@dexbonus
at 3pm EDT on
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To put that into context, I had a 5cm long tumor in my liver. Its now 2cm and shrinking, after 4 treatments.
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Never stop. Run right through your haters. Pursue your passion. Leave your mark.
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People who are ok with 30fps wonder why I'm not responsive to their arguments. Well they should be used to unresponsive
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I’m thankful for as many days as I have left and getting to spend them doing what I love with my family around me.
Hope everyone celebrating had a good thanksgiving.
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EA- 'we didnt do cosmetic microtransactions because canon'
'also we let Darth Maul fight Rey'
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Oh look, you got greedy and pushed too far and now you've got a government coming down on your heads. Well done greedy publishers, enjoy the fruits of your labour -
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So, hospitalized. Took them a lot of medicine to get the pain managed. We now know the cause unfortunately, which is spread of the disease putting pressure on my spine.
I am more angry at my so called back specialist for completely missing it honestly.
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Thank you
@GennaBain
for taking care of me. Right now I can’t take care of myself, but she’s always there for me, despite how awful this shit must be for her. I don’t deserve that level of commitment and I’m very fortunate to have it anyway
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The Co-Optional Podcast will be live shortly with a TotalBiscuit Memorial Episode over at with
@jessecox
@gennabain
and
@dexbonus
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When people choose to use my illness to attack me, I think... Those little bitches couldn't do what I do at full health. You're weak.
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- Net Neutrality is not a partisan issue. If it goes away, your costs go up, telecom companies can throttle any site they like, particularly those that compete with their own services. Strangle startups at birth, hurts consumers, there is no upside for us.
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‘How videogames are fueling the rise of far right ideologies’ - The Guardian.
‘How the Guardian is fueling the rise of my fucking headache’ - Me.
VIDEOGAMES ARE TO BLAME FOR EVERYTHING, WELCOME BACK TO THE 90S ONLY WITH ALL THE GOOD BITS TAKEN OUT
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Ok so I said I'd tell people what was going on when I was ready. I'm waiting for my PET scan in the hospital (cont)
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If you arent feeling ok mentally if you are having thoughts of ending your life, please talk to someone. There are answers, suicide isnt one
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The
#muslimban
tears families apart and wipes its arse with the American Dream, all to placate a few cowards and 1 big pussy.
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Had to cancel a card on a joint account after the missus noticed purchases from a flower shop in Paris. Next time, if you're gonna steal my card info, can you just buy drugs or something, rather than having to explain to my wife that I'm not buying flowers for a French tart?
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We are celebrating over 200 episodes of the podcast and what better way to do it than to announce Ben 'Yahtzee' Croshaw as next week's guest
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10 years ago today I married
@GennaBain
We had years apart due to a broken immigration system but I don't regret a day. She was worth it
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@realDonaldTrump
and here we witness the death of the separation of church and state and the birth of the separation of man and brain.
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Nintendo: "Oh, this pile of money? Yeah burn it we dont want it" -
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Let’s be clear, if you’re the kind of person that excommunicates another for merely talking to someone of opposing political views, you suck
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@jk_rowling
Ms Rowling please. I encourage you to use your platform as you have in the past to bring focus to important issues rather than nontroversies
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‘Complaining doesn’t do anything’. Except when it does. Not that keen on this ‘later date’ nonsense though.
Anyway, apathy isn’t impressive to anyone. Make noise when this kind of thing happens.
Today, we turned off in-game purchases for
#StarWarsBattlefrontII
. The game is built on your input, and it will continue to evolve and grow. Read the full update:
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EA claims the amount of time it takes to unlock heroes like Luke in Battlefront 2 is to provide a ‘sense of achievement’. One assumes that sense of achievement is of no concern to them if people just buy lootboxes though. So transparent.
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Final round of chemo done, pump disconnected. Shitty feeling will take a while to disappear, but it's done.
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Fish and Chips.
America what the hell is wrong with you
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@the_jannis
@jk_rowling
Sure. Basically the video was edited. Trump did shake the kids hand, that bit was cut. I think this is divide/distract attempt by bad actors
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Just to be clear, unsolicited ‘medical advice’ from people online isn’t welcome. I have access to excellent cancer institutes in NC and great doctors. I’m going to listen to them, not some health blog and especially not your conspiracy theories. Cheers.
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Extremism of all kinds and all degrees can fuck right off. Moderates need to stand up and not be the silent majority anymore.
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Give me your doggos, your puppers, your huddled woofers yearning to bork free.
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Shoutout to people who cover games and don't sexually assault people since apparently that's quite difficult somehow so I'm told
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Nintendo Switch looks like a revolution in toilet gaming.
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We are sorry but we have to postpone again today. Emergency doctors appointment. Thank you for understanding
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Look at this abomination. This... is the optimal way to use Switch voicechat. This.
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Thanks
@nvidia
for sending us a wee upgrade. Now Hearthstone can be experienced as it was intended
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took too long. It's full blown cancer. Starting chemo soon, then surgery. Doctors optimistic. Don't make my mistake. Get checked.
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These tiny hospital beds would not be suitable for 2 you would think but we beg to differ. I remember when we were broke we just had a cheap couch, thinner than this, we both slept on that. There are times you are allowed to be clingy and needy. Cuddle rations are lifted.
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Alright Anita, I've ignored you for 3 years and your fade to obscurity is delayed by me acknowledging your existence, but you're a hack.
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