Bend left or right?? Nah, my shit looks like it’s coming right at you and then drops in the zone. 😎

I just ate Chinese food like one of those anime girls that refuses for you to let you hold the door for her but doesn’t mind one if one of those Pokemon sex toys is in her everyday life #CourtlandSutton

Fuck Trey McBride

NEED Chad Pennington UP AND MOVING.

With AI you can recreate an entire family line of genetics, with just the tip of your penis. #BeyondIsTheLimit

In 35 years, they’re going to ask where u were during the Jets-Broncos game this Sunday.

Can someone dim the goddamn lights in Toronto? Poor Judge man

What tf is good w Zuckerberg’s obsession with glasses?

Need Spigot Rick on some plumbing yup yup

Another weekend where I have to resort to my adopted privileged franchise to partake in any celebration whatsoever 🥲

Swear I’ve been asked this shit before smh

DJ Pauley Skenes on the bump tn.

A girl checking out the flaccid meat is one thing, but losing a top 10 home opener has me real insecure.

Would not want to route for the purple & yellow in my line of sight tn #IWasThinkingAboutAssaultingYourEntireFamilyButImBetterThanThat

Dick is hard rn but depends on who ur asking

Been wondering where this testosterone has been hiding #present

Just keep screaming Go Tigers because I love people on my team!

Slipped a little on the ROAR dance floor tn can’t lie

“Brazilian Waxing” might beat out “Beaver Tail”

Just hoping all is good with Stromboli rn

It’s the year of the male NFL cheerleader