Calling someone back and hoping they don't answer so i can use it as evidence that I tried😪

https://t.co/irTAe8OlUv

This is what we should be using our free will for 😂😂😂

if my laziness outweighs my hunger, i'm not making that food.

The best friendships always start with "when I first saw you I thought you were mean"

My dear unborn kids, relax mommy is tryin to figure out best dad for you😭😭😭😭

I’m too aware 😂 If you like add emoji after that text. I will mentally remove it to see the message you’re trying to pass. You won’t use laugh to cover it up.

“I’m just one person. My vote won’t make a difference” — 200 million Nigerians

Me the second I get home from being anywhere:

Grief

me taking hundreds of selfies that i’ll never post

Nothing’s worse than a failed nap attempt.

“Can I call you?” Yess, please 🥹

As I dey like this,I dey owe myself money.

fine lil petite princess

Do you ever sit with a bunch of people, listening to their conversation and think "I have nothing in common with y'all"

gospel music is so healing

They make money and get it themselves

Seeing your siblings doing well is a top tier feeling.

Neverrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr get tired of asking God to guide you.

Use your magic words !!!! Use “ma’am” instead of “ma” Use washroom instead of restroom Don’t cross your legs too high ,it can come off as prideful. Cross at the ankles instead Don’t interrupt people mid-sentence , let them finish If you’re late apologize don’t justify