MaiRuwa
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Living the dream.| Gunuvi.| Once in a while, I tweet serious things.
Between Venus & Mars
Joined October 2010
Always wait '3 Twitter Market Days' before reacting to anything on this Bird App.
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Sure. Tomorrow, maybe.
Can we please start a support group for procrastinators?
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Speaking of 1 hit wonders, there was a guy in the early 2000s; Morachi_Hapuya Like That.
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I read this and my mind translated it to Yoruba using Baba Kola Oyewo's scene in Saworoide.
Seun, the proverbial fruit of the orange tree that invites cudgelling for its mother.
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Eventhough I didn't take PHL 101, I knew who Jingo was. 'Fallacy' was like a rite of passage for those in Humanities. Happy Birthday Sir
From boys to men to elders: A poetic journey of friendship By Bisi Anyadike As a wife, I’ve watched my darling husband Chima and his two dear friends, Bayo and Dipo, (I use their first names behind their backs and on Facebook) grow from acquaintances in their early 30s into
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And how will all these impact the price of replacement screen?
Leak！ Samsung is becoming the killer of screen protector manufacturers. On the 2026 Galaxy S26 Ultra, the direction of the new generation Gorilla Glass is very clear: problems that once required screen protectors are now solved directly at the glass level. Anti reflective
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Why evilz?
Ki won band soshu maedea lo ku.
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The next President will need plenty cement, sand, gravel and iron rods. Fence repairing spree.
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Eating too much cake is the sin of gluttony. However, eating too much pie is okay because the sin of pi is always zero.
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Chef Alashela, cook on!
I'm too invested in this Oriyomi Hamzat project 😭😭. I'm trying to relax and my brain just composed a jingle for him. Any of his campaign bodies should contact me. The jingle will be as fire as OGD's own in Ogun
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One more thing, lol. The fact that you can still read a receipt from 2020 simply because the ink was better tells us all we need to know. By Monday this 2026 receipt will be white.
Last night I decided to buy every single item on this receipt from 2020. To find out how bad things really are . Total price in 2020 - N25,225 Total price in 2026 - N147,050 A whopping 582% increase in price . If your salary in 2020 has not increased by x6 you are poorer 😭
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LRT. As a young man, it's good to have such egbons. Same 'we need a break' experience that year, I was confused on how to proceed, until I asked one egbon. Straight forward answer. Months and years down the line, she wanted to stage a come back. Ka ma ri ni Paulu wi!
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I am my cousin's Big Bro - we dey yarn gan. He dey tell me things and as Baba now I dey give am OT. Kasala burst recently... e get one babe for him school, same level and they're dating. Recently the babe said she needed space, my bro was confused. What do you mean you needed
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Historical list of past Akran (paramount rulers) of Badagry 👑 📜 Akrans of Badagry (Historical Lineage) https://t.co/Qiclm1BtrO Wheno Aholu Akran Gbafoe (c. 1500–1625) https://t.co/UWnbeFvwY6 Wheno Aholu Akran Yeku (1625–1677) https://t.co/U4IFHnZf2a Wheno Aholu Akran
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The thing tire me o
Salary week is not even next week!
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Electrical Twitter: if a house is using a central 5000VA stabilizer, can they still use hot plate on it?
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It's good this warning is coming. All those that were trying to 'assert' superiority while Hawe was with us: Peace be still!
À𝐡ọ́𝐥ú 𝐀𝐤𝐫𝐚𝐧’𝐬 𝐃𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐡: 𝐒𝐚𝐧𝐰𝐨-𝐎𝐥𝐮 𝐖𝐚𝐫𝐧𝐬 𝐁𝐚𝐝𝐚𝐠𝐫𝐲 𝐂𝐡𝐢𝐞𝐟𝐬 𝐀𝐠𝐚𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐭 𝐏𝐨𝐰𝐞𝐫 𝐏𝐥𝐚𝐲 𝐢𝐧 𝐒𝐮𝐜𝐜𝐞𝐬𝐬𝐢𝐨𝐧 Lagos State Governor Babajide Sanwo-Olu has issued a firm warning to the Badagry royal council, urging traditional chiefs to
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Still on Army Remembrance Day, Lieutenant Commander Gideon Yashim Gwaza paid the supreme price while on duty. He accidentally fell overboard during a rescue operation that lasted about 10 hours, from midnight on 29 July 2024 to the morning of 30 July 2024. A highly trained
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This year, we will all be fasting at the same time. Interesting to watch.
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