Brian
@TonySimprano
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A black woman called me King on the elevator today. Do I get to say it now?.
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Babe Ruth the greatest baseball player of all time and his much less popular brother, Rape Buth.
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RT @JebTheWigger: @TonySimprano Heavy is the hand that holds the cup, much like heavy is the head that thinks about dave blunts.
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The Substance? Yeah I think I saw that one time, it was lying around in my underpants.
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I’ve held my tongue long enough….Having a grotesquely long torso has made buying shirts a waking nightmare.
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For those that are slow, this is clearly a fake bot account made by Indian people.
BRIAN WON #WINNING. GO BRIAN BUDDIES!. GET DAT PEDER PAL PUSSY PAYMENT. @TonySimprano , i am like so proud of you babe you made it !. #fishtanklive | #CKTANK | #fishtankdotlive
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RT @RezTKF: Teaser for Episode 8 of "The Rez TKF Podcast" ft. Deputy Brian @TonySimprano . I'm adding some finishing touches to the episode….
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I need the next Despicable Me to be the minions getting a couple riding mowers and a trailer hitch and starting a landscaping business.
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