Tony Johnstone
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“A day without laughter is a day wasted” - Charlie Chaplin. Wildlife/Birds/Photography/Gardening/Cars/Bibliophile. MS Society UK + EDGA Ambassador
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Seen today by Ranger Raymond Khosa in Kruger Park. One of few remaining magnificent tuskers. Why would anyone want to shoot him to display his tusks on their wall?
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If you’re tempted to go out this Easter, remember this ICU nurse’s face. 65 hours of duty in 10 days.Facial pressure damage from masks.She hasn’t seen her family for a month and lives in fear of her own life. STAY AT HOME, PEOPLE AND SAVE LIVES. Thank you all of our NHS heroes.
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At the 2017 Presidents Cup I asked Tiger what his motivation was to win another Major. He replied that his kids had never seen him do it other than on recordings and that he wanted them to see him do it live. Is there a better reason and he’s done it!! What a joy to watch.
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8 years ago today we lost Seve, perhaps the most natural talent to ever swing a golf club. A man of incredible charisma. Gone but never forgotten.
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The penalty for slow play at the Skukuza Golf Club in the Kruger National Park.
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Ryder Cup lessons:
1) Some children don’t play well with others
2) Buddy picks for out-of-formers don’t work. Europe learnt that in ‘16.
3)Rookies are often heroes
4)American captains get blamed by players who hack
5) Dysfunctional individuals make dysfunctional team members
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What an interview and what a classy sportsman. If you don’t like Rory you need to find a good psychiatrist.
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I was in a company that made me rich.Left for an offer of more money/less stress.I then sued former company (which let me keep a huge pension) for not letting me cherry pick and work for them in their best weeks.I looked in the mirror and saw an entitled, greedy man.Shame on me.
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Assistant greenkeeper putting out the tee markers at Skukuza Golf Club in the Kruger Park.
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How many humans could take. 10 on a par-3 and then birdie 5 of the next 6 holes? At Augusta! Tiger is special.
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He would have been 66 today. It’s a wonderful thing to have played with one of your heroes and called him ‘friend’. Love and miss you Seve.
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The powers-that-be at Augusta limiting live coverage of The Masters on the weekend to 5 hours is a load of donkey droppings.
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DUI is illegal. But subjecting a man to abject public humiliation should be outlawed. This is a media circus and it's shameful.
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De Chambeau getting stick from SKY team for not shouting fore - yet again. Sooner or later someone will get badly hurt through this selfish negligence. Time for the tour to take this seriously and start taking serious action against offenders.
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When the pro says, "Get the club a little more behind you."
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What a disgrace by
@BBCSport
for barely acknowledging Matt Fitzpatrick’s US Open win. Shouldn’t be surprised though. Their Director of Sport used to produce golf about which she knew nothing. Can’t fire ‘em so promote ‘em. Woke box-ticking at its finest. Truly clueless.
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He may have missed the cut by one but that 2 hours of Rory’s golf was spellbinding. The Irish fans are knowledgeable, imbued with etiquette and incredibly supportive of all the players. The roars for the Irish lads were pretty special. I love Ireland. 💚
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Fan support is a wonderful thing but do these loudmouths shouting brainless inanities go home and say to their wives, “I hope you recorded the golf so I can show you where I made a complete arsehole of myself”?
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You think you’ve exhausted all of the love you have to give on your kids. Then along come grandkids and you realise your capacity for love is unlimited. 💘💕💓
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28 years of unadulterated joy. One of the proudest moments of my life, walking my stunning “baby girl” down the aisle. A perfect day that I’ll never forget. 💕 Proved that my tear ducts are in perfect working order!!!
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Bison DeChapeau once again launching it at the crowd and refraining from shouting a warning. Not calling “fore” or indicating direction of a wayward shot to give fans a chance to protect themselves is just ignorance. There is no excuse.
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Well done Europe in the Solheim Cup. Weaker on paper, very few supporters allowed and a vociferous USA crowd and they overcame it all. Brilliant stuff ladies. 👏👏👏
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2019. The Open that just keeps on giving. Royal Portrush=10/10. Irish fans welcome=10/10. Fan behaviour=10/10. An Irish player leading by 4= 11/10!!! What a week so far and more to come. Let’s get back here for The Open soon.
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I the cuteness ratings, baby rhinos are hard to beat.
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Nature is raw. The lions in Kruger Park have learned to chase hooved prey onto tar roads where they slip and are easier to bring down. Once down they are doomed.
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Whatever the result is today, please
@DPWorldTour
offer Luke Donald a least one more Captaincy. We’ve lost at least 2 potential captains through defection and there isn’t an infinite number of choices. Luke has been brilliant in every respect. As good as it gets.
#bringLukeback
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Ryder Cup captaincy - “What should I do? Money or honour? Honour or money? F&
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honour. Pass me the money.” How sad to see a fine legacy flushed down the toilet. 😢
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DJ’s putt to tie was ridiculous. Rahm’s putt to win was miraculous. Anyone who says putting isn’t the differentiator in winning is delusional.
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I can’t think of a bigger waste of time than watching the “royal” interview. I’d rather have itching powder sprinkled on my genitals and have fish hooks superglued to my finger nails. Inconsequential attention-seeking poppycock.
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When non-golfers say “it’s only a game”, they just don’t understand.
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Lockdown perspective. As we celebrate VE Day I’m reminded that my dad, serving in the RAF, was shot down in WW2 and spent 3 YEARS in a Polish POW camp and came home with TB. He had to spend a full YEAR in a hospital bed. That generation gave so much for our freedom. Salute them.
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What a battle! The honey badger is unquestionably the bravest, most fearless animal in the African bushveld. Sound on to appreciate it.
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I’m sure a lot of you have seen this but it’s a greT reminder to us all.
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Beyond belief. Get done for cheating. No sense of shame or contrition. No conscience. No friends.
Patrick Reed makes shovel gesture to crowd after fan shouts "miss" during putt
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10th tee at Sunningdale. No finer place to be at 8 AM. The course is literally in perfect condition for the Seniors Open. Never seen it better.
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It’s so hard to post the utterly devastating news that John Bland, my travelling companion of so many years and mentor has passed away. He was so much more than a friend and words don’t express the true meaning of “brother”. Much love and Sonja and the family. RIP my Blandie.
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Not long ago, players who had never competed against an in-form Tiger were bemoaning the fact that they’d never get the chance and suggested that he’d lost the intimidation factor. I think that opportunity may be on the horizon. Be careful what you wish for! The man’s a miracle.
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What a crock of shite. Rules guy John Bodenhamer - “the ball wasn’t purposely deflected or stopped!!!’ So the ball ran across the green and crashed into his putter face? Talk about interpreting the rules to suit yourself.
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Had to drive in the snow today with my wife onboard. Any learner drivers needing advice please call her as she miraculously qualified overnight as a driving instructor. 🤣🙉
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How long before one of De Chambeau’s playing partners tells him to STFU? Running commentary on every shot but wants privacy on the course. What??? Have your cake and eat it. I don’t think so.
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Diane Abbott has just said that the BBC is suspending filming of the shows, Casualty, Holby City and Doctors so the staff can help out with the Covid 19 outbreak.
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40 years today since I became the luckiest man alive. My soulmate, incredible mother and grandma and patient supporter through thick and thin. And managed to keep her sense of humour living with a nutter! 💘
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I’ve never listened to a Martin Kaymer interview that I haven’t enjoyed. Interesting, thoughtful and honest. Top ambassador for our game. 👌
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