I'm on a direct app with @VerizonSupport @Verizon because my phone service is not working. The online person can not call my phone to see what happens when people call me. This is the PHONE COMPANY!.

@Verizon and @Verizonsupport give better customer service when you act like a Karen in public than if you respectfully try to call their tech support. And don't get me started on the guy in your Roosevelt Field, Long Island store.

RT @JillZutty: Whaaaat Two Nights With @BrianBalthazar and @TomKellyShow At @CatchPrinceton At The @HyattPrinceton!! No Way!! How Fabulous….

How does cutting waste in Social Security . cut my car payment? #SOTU.

Comedians: this is some of the camaraderie and excitement and suffering you missed if you didn’t take a chance at the Comic Strip Live Audition Lottery.

For all of the press @Conan did for the #Oscars I didn't quite get that it starts at 7 now. I have rabbit ears. I can't restream it.

#congestionpricing stress between #jerseycity and #nyc. @newyorkers_x @nypost

W/ Super Bowl I don't think anyone wants a Tom Kelly podcast tonight. But if chance you did . here is an episode of @BladtCast starring @ChristianDMZ where I tell a lot of good LA stories.

Hacks is the best TV show ever made about a stand up comedian. Congratulations Jean Smart you capture the brilliance and depth of the many powerful mentors I've had over the years. #Hacks #GoldenGlobes.

Whenever I go to Twitter . I get 30 notifications. It's all notifications of posts from Elon Musk that I have not yet read. Anyway to refer this to the Department of Government Efficiency? DOGE?.

RT @IncogFredo: Was waiting for the @TomKellyShow opinion on this one. I appreciate the candor.

RT @HikindDov: I know many are under pressure. The other other candidate, she is ok I am told. Well, ok is not enough today. @Sully4Assembl….

Kamala Harris worked in the "Ice Cream" section of McDonalds. Instead of accusing Harris of never working at McDonalds . he should point out that the McDonald's Ice Cream Machine is always broken.

"There is no state in this country where it is legal to kill a baby after it is born." @LinseyDavis #Debate2024.

9/11 was a day about American unity. Does it really reflect that spirit to have a presidential debate on 9/11 eve? #Debate2024.

A nominee that skipped the primary process may bother people my age. But a history professor explains to me that "Party Rules" are not laws.

RT @BillMccuddy: ⁦@TomKellyShow⁩ hilarious. GO! I will be there later this summer so go while it’s funny! #Hamptons #Comedy .

when did @delta and start denying loyal @AmericanExpress customers lounge access? Main cabin 2? I can’t adjust my flight or use your lounge Delta you’ve lost a loyal customer and American Express one am I paying for platinum service for?.

For the next four years . Caitlin Clark could make more money cheerleading for the #WNBA than playing for it.

RT @afinekimmie: @CaitlinClark22 .Check out .@TomKellyShow he’s thinking what everyone is thinking . #WNBA .