Tom FitzJesus
@TomFitzJesus
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the devils in the details #njdevils
Connecticut, USA
Joined January 2020
Fun fact: the airplane was invented in Ohio so they could get the fuck out of Ohio
This is almost as big as dayton ohio being the birthplace of the airplane. Big things happening in Ohio the last 100 years!
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Damn, I can’t believe Fitz sat on his hands and missed out on Akil Thomas and Nikita Alexandrov…
I wonder if Fitzgerald knows he can make trades in the month of December.
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I will truly never understand why people on this app ask questions and then when they get a straight forward answer they ignore it and turn off replies. Especially when the people responding aren’t being dicks about it. It’s weird sheltered behavior. Own your L’s. Learn. Grow.
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WE. ARE. LIVE. Join me as I recap a CRAZY #NJDevils game + give the latest on Brenden Dillon... (Pls join us this time because we're finally monetized on YouTube and it helps us grow!) https://t.co/9njQmED0kr
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If anyone else played the way Luke just did and was making $9m the app would crash
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Good job Derek, now do Stanley Cups since Hitler…
@TomFitzJesus @JLazzy23 Conference Finals since 2012: Rangers 2014, 2015, 2022, 2024. Devils None. Have a nice night.
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Yeah fuck Fantilli too
Fantilli doing the exact same thing Voronkov just did
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Fun fact: his middle name is Made Of
Cody Glass has just gone down the #NJDevils tunnel. Not sure what happened, if it's equipment or something else. But he's not on the bench.
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“Siegenthaler gets knocked down” Don, he’s literally not even in the game anymore. It’s been 45 seconds.
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Complete scumbag move from Voronkov there. You don’t do that.
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I’ve waited literally half of my life for NHL players to be in the Olympics again and they’re just not gonna build the arena?😂
There is no backup stadium if the main ice hockey arena for the Milan Cortina Winter Games is not ready on time.
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Fans in Buffalo haven't seen a player have this much fun in over 14 years.
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Canadians still don’t realize there’s as many people in their Monopoly money ass country as the state of California and they’d still get steamrolled in viewership if just Canadian teams played today
ZERO games on Thursday. Still think Canadian teams should play each other on U.S. Thanksgiving.
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This is your annual reminder to throw this away immediately and use a thermometer. If it opens congrats, your turkey is 30 degrees over cooked, bone dry, flavorless, and your family hates you. Turkey doesn’t suck you just suck at cooking. You’re welcome and Happy Thanksgiving.
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After 20+ years of wandering through the forest, Team USA has finally gotten it right.
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Bro wants to be Dylan Larkin so bad🤣
Jennings punches Moehrig at the end of the Niners / Panthers game
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I deleted the tweets. It’s getting too dangerous out here not to
If Jack’s dating Tate McRae I gotta delete a few tweets
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Cole Sillinger won’t do it but could you imagine if he did 💀
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