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@ToddRBirchard

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Life enthusiast, data junkie, living cliché of the tech industry. Wears many hats, most of them backwards. Strict diet of gluten and dairy.

New York, NY
Joined September 2010
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@LFC_Tandy
Tandy
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Suarez scored 4 Puskás-worthy goals in one match. And still didn’t win MOTM. 💀 https://t.co/mr9U9kFL2N
@AbsoluteBruno
AB⚕
1 year
What’s a stat that sounds fake but is 100% true?
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@paddypower
Paddy Power
3 months
Eleven years have passed and this tweet is still up.
@ManUtd
Manchester United
12 years
Congratulations @MCFC on winning the @PremierLeague title. We’ll be aiming to get the trophy back next season. #mufc http://t.co/WTdBqV3gSp
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@BackseatsmanLFC
barry
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Wirtz: "The fans are unbelievable. I saw the parade after the championship" As Slot said, the scenes from the fans during the last month of the season sells the club for them. https://t.co/cqpsjwcGgk
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@paddypower
Paddy Power
6 months
Beaten by Spurs, 16th in the table and Liverpool are Champions. Man Utd fans, RT this post for a chance to escape any mention of football this weekend. Prize includes: - All expenses paid trip to remote Faroe Islands - Accommodation with no TV and Internet T&Cs
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@MoSalah
Mohamed Salah
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@paddypower
Paddy Power
9 months
Another bad weekend for Arsenal, with the title all but gone. Time for their fans to find some new excuses…
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@paddypower
Paddy Power
10 months
“Stay humble, eh”
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@paddypower
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1 year
You know what they say, you can take the man out of Everton…
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@EffinBirds
Effin' Birds
1 year
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@MLS_PR
MLS Communications
2 years
Unofficially, Raquinho the Raccoon spent 161 seconds on the field tonight, which was the most by a raccoon in @MLS history.
@MLS
Major League Soccer
2 years
🚨 SIGN HIM NOW! 🦝
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@AtlasRust
Atlas Rust
2 years
@charlieo_conn nerdwallet's "future you" blends the nihilistic existintialism of skyrizi's assertion that "nothing is everything" with doug and limu's absurdist "liberty biberty" creating a masterpiece that will live for generations
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@Wrexham_AFC
Wrexham AFC
2 years
Welcome To Wrexham III. @wrexhamfx May 2 🔴⚪ #WxmAFC
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@FDSportsbook
FanDuel Sportsbook
2 years
🗣️ TOMORROW SHOULD BE A HOLIDAY RT if you agree. #SuperBowl
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@Haleytsimon
Haley Taylor Simon
2 years
This is the definition of raising your kids right
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@VCBrags
VCs Congratulating Themselves 👏👏👏
3 years
What was the Lakers score last night? 🤔 🧐 I wouldn’t know 🙅🏻‍♂️🙅🏻‍♂️ too busy grinding 💰 🏃🏻‍♂️ 💨 only bag chasers understand 💵 🤑🤑 grind never stops 💪 💪 😤😤 keep watching sports brokies 😏 😏 😎
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@sirhc070
Christopher Bellamy
3 years
Penguins aren't real birds
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@joeprkns
Joe Perkins
3 years
Last night I used GPT-4 to write code for 5 micro services for a new product. A (very good) dev quoted £5k and 2 weeks. GPT-4 delivered the same in 3 hours, for $0.11 Genuinely mind boggling
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@hotpockets
Hot Pockets
3 years
monday monda mond mon mo mor more more h more ho more hot more hot p more hot po more hot poc more hot pock more hot pocke more hot pocket more hot pockets
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@NdamukongSuh
Ndamukong Suh
3 years
Sad to report that I have not gotten invited to a single Super Bowl party this year.
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@Eagles
Philadelphia Eagles
3 years
GO BIRDS #SBLVII | #FlyEaglesFly (via IG/jl.jr86)
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