Todd Brunson
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I don’t really care about myself but my Mother literally doesn’t even know yet. I’m still in the hospital with him. Thank you all for your concern but I need to ask for everyone to respect my Families privacy at this point. Thank you. I’ll update everyone when possible
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We had my Fathers first private funeral yesterday. I would like to thank all those who participated but even more I would like to thank everyone who kept their distance to respect our privacy. There will be a celebration of life during the WSOP that all will be welcome to. Ty all
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I just don’t understand why hospitals can’t have good coffee!!! 🤬🤬. Also I have a baby boy.
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I’m going to ask once again for some respect to be shown to my Family during this difficult time. Specifically to my sister and Mother. When services will be, which charity, where to send flowers… all this will be announced so please back off…
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Mike Sexton is the epitome of what and how a player should conduct himself both at and away from the poker table. Always the consummate Gentleman. We should all strive to emulate his behavior. Truly one of Poker’s greatest ambassadors. We all love you
@Mike_partypoker
!!!
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I can’t wait til my Baby is old enough to pick its gender. I hope he picks Boy since we already bought the clothes.
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The haters have been saying RIP Doyle for a while now. But, I’ve got some bad news for them. The Brunson clan is about to be one more, not one less.
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Some kid just tried to make me lay down pocket aces on the river when he missed his flush so I hadda incinerate his facefor him, free of charge. Over 430k now. 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
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I guess he forgot I went there....
Texas Tech is Mahomes university. I had a brother that went there on a tennis scholarship. I have a double 1st cousin that taught there for 30 years. I have 2 nieces that graduated from there. Texas Tech was the school my university beat in basketball to win the Border Conference
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Some kid raised my blind. I flatted with QQ. Flop Q78 with 2 D. I check raise, calls, turn off 10. I fire, calls. River board pairs 7’s and I ship it. He calls with KK and I incinerated most of his face for him. 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 178k
#WSOPMainevent
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Just got busted out of the Omaha mix tournament by Freddy Deeb’s smart ass skinny son.
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Some kid tried to make me lay down the nut flush in plo with a paired board. So I had to call his all in, incinerate his whole face, and become chip leader. All free of charge. 🔥🔥🔥
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Wow. This guy is special. Attacking my Father and his Family right after he dies. Why didn’t we have his celebration of life at a Catholic Church? Maybe because none of us are Catholic you irreverent piece of human garbage.
@ToddBrunson
@ToddBrunson
Why so private? I thought he was a Christian man. Why so private now? What are you hiding? Don’t you belong to a church? If he was a good Catholic then it would be a big celebration at Guardian Angel Cathedral. What kind of Christian has a celebration of life at a
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And We’re off. We lost one of our best friends and one of pokers greats tonight. If u knew him u will know the drink. RIP my friend.
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Blinds 12k-24k some kid makes it 50k and two more kids call. I defend the BB with K5hh. Flop AJ3hhh. One kid gets out a can of lighter fluid and sprays it all over his baby face. Poker Gods put a fourth heart on the turn to save him. 1.3 milly
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How do I go about buying a life insurance policy on another person. And does Ghislaine Maxwell, I mean, the the other person have to agree?
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I raised with 9T DD. Two kids called. Flop 89J HH. One kid tried to be cute and put in a big check raise. Other kid calls. Long story short, I have 166k. 🔥🔥🔥
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I’m sitting in a room with 20 little kids running around screaming for an hour. It’s brutal and could drive a normal human crazy. Luckily I have trained for this for decades playing poker with
@themouthmatusow
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Congrats to 2019 wsop dealer of the year
@alcorn_heather
In addition to the hundreds of thousands she earned this wsop she also wins a free dinner for two (Only one bottle of wine included Heather) at
@RomaDeliCafe
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Some kid just tried to bluff me again. Got him to commit drawing dead. Over a milly now. 🔥🔥🔥
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So... the two people I voted for to go into the Poker Hall of Fame are: the two biggest assholes in the poker world. Reason being: this isn’t a popularity contest and I’m not just voting just for my friends. I’ve had a fist fight with one of the guys I’m voting for.
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Did Biden just pick a running mate that called him a racist a few months ago???
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I’ve been biting my tongue for a week now waiting for the outrage from the same ppl as before. The silence is deafening!!!
The places that held kids in cages when trump was in power were not at 1,500% capacity and they were not in the middle of a pandemic but please, keep showing just how little you actually cared in the first place.
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@phil_hellmuth
I have spent many an hour over the past 30 years defending you. Daniel too for that matter although I’m usually defending his sexuality.
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Thanks to all who wished me well and pulled for me. Was a long hard road but fun. Hope I can do it again next year. I’ll stock up on more kerosene. 🔥🔥🔥
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So how exactly am I supposed to celebrate 1 year of sobriety? 🤔
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Some euro kid called my raise with AJ and thought top top would be good vs me, so I had to incinerate his face for him. 🔥🔥🔥
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This kid made his hand on the end. Too bad he was drawing dead and I had to incinerate his face for him. But I’m not all heartless. I called him back to the table for this photo op. 🔥🔥🔥🔥
#PokerCompassion
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Some kid been commentating so long he forgot how to play so I had to incinerate his face for him and send him back to the booth, free of charge 🔥🔥🔥
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2 days shy of a month without alcohol and boy do I feel great!!!! Lol. I couldn’t even type that with a straight face. Where’s the freakin bar at this shingding???
#StJude
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Was getting ready to incinerate this kids face for him. His survival instincts must have kicked in. He went and whispered to the floor man’s ear and slipped something into his hand. All of a sudden our table gets broken before we start.
#Bribery
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I raised with AA’s and two small diamonds. One kid calls and another kid 3 bets me. Flop an ace, low D comes on the turn and a D on river. Kid bets and announces nut hi. Turns over broadway. Other kid has aces up and I Incinerate both their faces for them. Free of charge. 🔥🔥🔥
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Some kid tried to bluff me so I had to call him down with AK hi and incinerate his face for him. Free of charge 🔥🔥🔥
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I’m taking a homeless Veteran out to dinner for Veterans Day.
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Should a player who makes day three in a wsop, while wearing stolen bowling shoes the whole time, be penalized? Maybe tarred and feathered?
@Kevmath
@JackEffel
@NormanChad
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And if you think this msg doesn’t apply to you for some reason, you are the exact person I am referring to.
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Some kid just tried to beat top set so I had to incinerate his face and send him to the rail. GG. 🔥🔥🔥
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My best friend died 15 years ago. I just had a dream he came back to life and had two hours to spend on Earth. Needless to say, we managed to get ourselves into some trouble.
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Sometimes when things get trying I say to myself: Self, why didn’t you just marry a hot beautiful woman who would run your business, work employees shifts when they didn’t show 5 times a week, raise your child and take care of the house. Then I remember, I did! 20 years ago today
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Some kid just tried to get cute by making trip kings on me so I showed him a flush, incinerated his face for him and sent him to the rail, all free of charge. 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥. Then
@shaundeeb
brought me a Chick-fil-A for all my trouble.
#positivity
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I just raised and some kid moved in on me. We both went pat and I showed him my 86, incinerated his face for him, and sent him back to school. All free of charge. 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥.
#positivity
#FreeEducation
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Some kid tried to get cute and hit a bunch of runners, making a AJ flush with an 8 low. So I showed him an AQ flush with a 75 low to incinerate his face for him. Free of charge 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
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I predict if the police continue to allow these “peaceful protests” to go into residential neighborhoods we are gonna see some serious problems. Ppl might watch their business burn down, not their homes with their Families in them.
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So they are gonna count 99.9% of the vote and stop for the night???? Are they just begging more accusations?
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I don’t care what anyone says, I still love the Rio. Why? Probably the same reason I carry my 16 year old, 60 pound dog up and down the stairs 4 times a day.
#SaveTheRio
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These machines should 100% be illegal. Just too easy for a problem gambler to go on tilt and drain his/her entire bank account. Not to mention the 6.5% service charge to get cash to play a game with a large -ev %. Don’t slaughter the sheep, then u can sheer it over and over!!!
Here’s the skinny on the fee for the cashless system just rolled out at The D’s tables: $4 plus 2.5% of withdrawal amount. Should hit Strat tomorrow, too.
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They combined our games. Hope he remembers the old signals.
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Some kid just gave me a free card so I back doored a flush and incinerated part of his face for him. 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
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I’ve always said
@phil_hellmuth
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#POSITIVITY
#SnowIsOverRated
Look who I ran into in Washington, DC? My lil sister Molly! Hello Molls! Molly is a crusher; fights for climate change everyday
#Scientist
#FamilyFirst
#POSITIVITY
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This election reminds me of playing darts with that guy from Japan. I’m up like 300 points, go to the bathroom and I’m somehow behind 100 when I get back. “Ohhhh. I very lucky. Hit many bull eye.” I’m like, they’re only 50 points! “Ohhh. I hit very good bull eye.” 🎯
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Lost 1/3 of my stack right away with pocket KK. Then I picked up AK. Some KID moved in with AJ so I incinerated his face for him. Free of charge, as I accept Medicare. 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 🚑🚑💊💊🩺🩺
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I’ve gotten some kool gifts from fans in the past but this has got to be one of the best yet. Thanks
@brettblaster
Now: home or
@RomaDeliCafe
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Some kid switched from going low to high so I showed him aces full and incinerated his face for him. 🔥🔥🔥
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Some soda thief kid capped it against me in stud. I hit my K on the turn to give me trips and filled up on sixth street. Incinerated his entire soda face. Free of charge. 🔥🔥🔥.
#SodaThief2TheRail
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And We’re off. Ladies and gentlemen, I give u; the
@AllenKessler
pizza. 4 cheeses, super cheap. It’s a sample.
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Today we took in our first refugees of the war. A family stuck here in Vegas.
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Rip
@normmacdonald
You were a great customer that always paid your bill. Unlike other Norms that come in. 😢😢😢
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Surgeon was trying to give me post op drugs. I laughed right in his face and asked him if he had any idea how much pain I endure on a daily basis playing with
@elielezra1
and
@themouthmatusow
?
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Broke my leg two weeks ago. Doc said 6-8 weeks to heal and stay off it. Threw the crutches away a week ago and just walked on the boot. Threw the boot away today and just put on my normal shoes.
#TexasTough
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I just went to the bathroom on break. Standing at the urinal next to me was some German nl pro. He just stared me down the whole time we peed.
#Creepy
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Some kid raised my blind from the cut off with 55. I looked at an ace and shoved. Other card turned out to be a 5. A on the flop and I incinerated a small portion of his face for him. Back to a milly.
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All in with AA v JJ preflop. River J 🔥🔥🔥. Good thing I flopped an A. 65k
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Some kid just tried to bluff me so I called him down with AK high. Incinerated his face for him, free of charge. 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 still hovering a little over 100k
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Everyday I turn on the news and all I hear about is unemployment. Over 30 million can’t find work!!! Meanwhile Half my workforce didn’t come back after lockdown eased and I have like 5 positions I can’t fill.
#FakeNews
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Congratulations to Supreme Court Associate Justice Amy Coney Barrett. Regardless of her politics she obviously posses a brilliant legal mind. Plus she is far and away the hottest SCJ ever.
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Some kid just called me with a pair of deuces on third street in razz, then tried to bluff me. I showed him a 7 low and doubled thru his face for him. 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
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Just like all the Californians moving to Vegas cause they screwed up that beautiful state. They haven’t changed their minds about anything, so they vote the same and screw up our state. What’s it called when u do the same thing over and over but expect different results?
Most of my friends have left SF in the past year. Many will be back I’m sure, still own there. But they aren’t spending majority of their time in the city in 2020-21. (Palo Alto is different.)
AFAIK none have changed their views on anything. Amazing how sticky perspectives are.
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