I Am the Very Model of a Modern Day Canadian - by Tod Maffin

What a summer camp prank can teach us about negotiating with a conman

HOLY MOLY - Thank you so much! ❤️ I don’t take any of this for granted. You let an introverted middle-aged guy from Nanaimo shout into his phone about treaties and transit, and somehow turned it into a little community. Thank you for all of this. I’ll try not to screw it up. 🙂

Relentless decency is the quiet work that keeps a country from cracking. ✅ Check out my merch at https://t.co/38ARtKa0sY

Hi. I’m Hosermonkey. And I find Canadian snack food that asks to be found.

No freshmen. No sophomores. Just simple, clear numbers. Come to Canada. We do school better. #Canada

A Canadian visits #Australia. It goes exactly how you think it does.

I met a spider named Colin in Australia. He lives in a lamp. Send help. #australia

Came for a vacation; stayed for the emotional damage. #Australia

Australian malls are not shopping centres. They’re a test of emotional resilience.

Canadians think they’re chill. Australians think they’re chill. Only one of us brought inflatable pineapples and a bucket of rum to the pool.

The Council of Intrustive Thoughts has spoken.

Q: Does Canada need more [your job]s? A: Yes. But it’s complicated. I can explain, using marbles.

🇺🇸 AMERICANS: If you’ve looked around lately and thought “We need out”—this video’s for you. Canada’s #immigration process explained, simply.

Canada to the United States: Please stop drunk-texting us at 2 a.m.

It’s been 37 days since Steph from London ON bought dog food in Michigan. Stand with Steph.

Some great news. One doctor and two nurses are moving to our community after connecting through our Healthcare Infusion group. Your region can do this too. If you want to start an Infusion chapter, Jocelyn and I will help you every step of the way. Go to https://t.co/CHL9Qc5DAR

I boarded a cruise ship and ended up in the middle of an Australian sporting war. #stateoforigin #queensland #nsw #australia #rugby #football

What a Video Game Can Teach Us Abiut Tariffs and Trade #noyt

My book is leaving soon. Get it before it’s gone (and pay what you want — even $0!) at https://t.co/Jqy0J4eQaE

Canada’s forests burned, and somehow it’s America’s personal tragedy. Here’s our sincere national apology.