Perfect cuts of puff pastry 2.5"×2.5" with a bit of homemade pineapple preserves Let's bake baked!

As the owner of Twitter, I’d like to share an important message with the world. Dear Zuck, Lizard Boy, Pencil Head, I’m fighting for freedom. You’re fighting for dollars. I will beat you in that cage. You stand no chance. Best, Elon “who’s your daddy” Musk

Dear Mom (@mayemusk), I know you love me, but I must fight Zuck. I’m going to break his face so we can be free of Facebook. Tired of communism. This is a fight for freedom. Love, Elon

Gm everyone, make sure to be nice to yourself! You deserve it

Toasted sourdough garlic bread bowl with clam chowder. Yesssss!!

The weather outside is a bit chilly, so what goes well with is? Some fresh Clam Chowder!

Above the knee shorts will forever be a comfort zone that I absolutely love!

Ohhhh yessss!!!

Sometimes I talk to myself... and we both laugh.

Gandalf is always smoking the bomb wizard weed 😂

Grilled cheese on sourdough garlic jalapeno cheese bread, with brie, muenster, and black forest ham. Delicious!

I'm so excited to be dropping my biggest NFT collection yet with @miragegalleryai! 🤗 💚 "𝓣𝓱𝓮 𝓒𝓸𝓵𝓸𝓻 𝓸𝓯 𝓦𝓸𝓷𝓭𝓮𝓻" 💜 Drops: April 10th 250 artworks at 0.12 eth 🔗 for details in thread 👇

Old joke about agnostic technologists building artificial super intelligence to find out if there’s a God. They finally finish & ask the question. AI replies: “There is now, mfs!!”

Time is seriously nothing but an illusion Just stop and smell the flowers

Fresh lemon zest! Soon it'll be turned into powder for lemon pepper chicken

Let's say the world is ending, and you have enough time to listen to one final song. What would it be?

Why are people always in a hurry? What do you gain from rushing through life?

The plural for fish, is fí.

Today my brain is not braining.

I may not have cherry blossoms here, but I do have an Almond tree that I find to be extremely beautiful Plus the tea from the leaves is delicious haha