“I’m gonna show ‘em what little girls are made of — gunpowder and lead.” • Joanna Beth Winchester • Lifetime ticket holder for @UpToMyEarsInPie’s #WinchesterExpress 12.14.18 • Total #MILF status: William Anthony & John Robert 08.02.20 Mary Ellen 10.31.23

• All things #RedQueen 🜲; • Multi fandom; see list • MDNI — 𝑵𝑶 𝑬𝑿𝑪𝑬𝑷𝑻𝑰𝑶𝑵𝑺 • Dark. Twisted. Sarcastic. • OC/AU/Crossovers. • #BookGoblin / Speed reader • Descriptive AF • Patience needed for chronic illness & feral toddler https://t.co/5t4zT3GWfS

“Everyone has a nightmare — I guess I’m yours.” 𐬽Bella Singer𐬼 ➜Daughter of Bobby Singer ➜ Hunter. Fighter. Warrior. ➜ We’re all a little broken, that’s how the light gets in. ➜ MDNI. SPN. OC. AU.

WHAT?! Look how long it’s been, @UpToMyEarsInPie!! #MyXAnniversary

*sends out a search party for @UpToMyEarsInPie*

Everyone make sure you’re following my writer account!

Come write #FourthWing with me!

Y’all. Give me all of your words. All of them. I have ten million accounts that want to be wordy AF lately.

#RedQueen 🜲 ; ℂ𝕙𝕣𝕚𝕤𝕥𝕞𝕒𝕤 ℂ𝕒𝕣𝕕𝕤! I’ve only just remembered to post my yearly call because someone just reminded me. If anyone wants to exchange Christmas cards this year, DM me!!

Winchester baby number three has arrived!!

~ for a moment? *I waited until he rounded the corner before giving him an innocent smile.* I know I promised not to have my water break in the Impala…so it seems to have broken in the kitchen instead.

~ at the stove, as I watched the chili simmer before gripping the very edge of the counter, my knuckles whitening as I felt warm fluid soak through my jeans and I knew this was it. I just had to keep calm.* Hey, @UpToMyEarsInPie? Can you come into the kitchen ~

~ and I here. Just as I had planned. This whole thing had gone as wrong as wrong could be, and I wanted something much quieter this go around. As the contractions began coming harder and faster, I knew I wouldn’t be able to hide this much more. Standing ~

~ why Abby and Ellie were still in the Bunker — were they dating Sam and Cas? Nobody had confirmation on that one. It just is what it is. Finally, I was able to convince Claire and Jack it would be great to go visit Jodi for the weekend. It was just @UpToMyEarsInPie ~

~ of giving @UpToMyEarsInPie some time alone for a “baby moon” before our newest arrival that wasn’t actually going to happen. Cas and Ellie had gone north after a pack of werewolves, while Sam and Abby ran south after a vengeful spirit. I still wasn’t sure ~

~ As soon as I realized what was happening, I started clearing out the bunker one by one. I managed to convince mom and Bobby to take the boys up to Bobby’s cabin (I definitely didn’t want to know what they were doing while the boys were asleep) under the guise ~

(@UpToMyEarsInPie) *One good thing about everything I had been through in my life left me with one hell of a pain tolerance, and I had been using it full force all day. The contractions had started around breakfast time and so far nobody seemed to have noticed anything amiss.

If two babies come out of me again, Chuck is a bigger asshole than we thought.

Two we could handle. We’d have one hand for each kid. Anything more than two and we’re screwed.

We’re officially on baby countdown. @UpToMyEarsInPie and I are going to be outnumbered by our children soon.