Christopher
@TitsInOrbit
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So you're saying...a knowingly unlawful order does not have to be followed....
OFFICIAL STATEMENT: The Department of War has received serious allegations of misconduct against Captain Mark Kelly, USN (Ret.). In accordance with the Uniform Code of Military Justice, 10 U.S.C. § 688, and other applicable regulations, a thorough review of these allegations
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Emailing HR to be like "hey so you overpaid me by like $5000" was painful.
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This information will likely vacate my brain within 72 hours...but until then...yay!
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State Auditor Rob Sand is the sole no vote on the proposed settlement agreement related to violations of open records laws: "Taxpayers shouldn't pay the price of government insiders breaking the law."
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You probably don't want us anywhere near a remodel
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Someday I will remember that coastal California is not as warm as I think it is.
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Bajillion people here for Dreamforce and @Marriott Westin has 1 person checking everyone in.
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Samsung weather app has to be the worst. "Rain stopping soon" when it's 80 and blindingly sunny.
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My ex popped up on FB and I suddenly remembered when he shaved his head and wrote a long ass post about how bald is beautiful and he loves himself bald...only to grow his hair back out and delete the post.
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Comic Rule #1: No one stays dead except Uncle Ben
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Can't forgive American student debt; can prop up Argentina.
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Am I having a stroke right now?
MTV confirms “ Rupauls Drag Race” season 17 and and the exceptional cast were once they are did. They became the first ever to have the first as in the era of that when of a physical streaming and the excellent media began. Congratulations sisters😭🥲🥹
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Silly Jimmy Kimmel. He should have just called for all homeless people to be killed and he’d still have a job.
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