TinytheUsurper
@TinytheUsurper
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Co-owner of @CommunityBkStr. But my other titles include: fiercest predator in park slope, sexiest tom in the tri-state area, and all around badass.
Brooklyn, NY
Joined October 2010
Wake me at the part in your story when you say, “. and then things got weird.”.
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I hear @TerraceBooks is looking good and stocking new titles. Don't think I'll allow them to share custody of me, though.
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Anybody know a good animal rights lawyer? I killed that mouse myself and its body was stolen from me. Reverse habeas corpus.
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Hey, Scottish people of Great Britain, don't vote for independence, just BE independent. #apexwisdom.
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If it's all the same to you, I'll kick your a** without taking your name.
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@sniffandleaf @CommunityBkstr That approach looks dangerous. I hope I didn't hurt her too badly.
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Been out a while. Those signs that tell you to watch out for crossing animals? Great place to hunt.
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Summer blockbuster idea: 15 minutes stalking, 5 minutes toying, 2 minutes carnage, 89 minutes nap. Bruckheimer, make your offer.
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I continually read "miniseries" as "miseries" - and you should, too.
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Joyce's Ulysses is officially "not obscene" for 80 years, today. I'm still waiting on the courts to decide about me.
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All this talk about clips, straps, and spandex: is biking just code for something else?.
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