Friday 29th July

Black people are the biggest recyclers of plastic bags. So when you see a turtle choking, don't look at us. All of our plastic bags are in the cabinet under the sink.😂🤷🏾‍♂️

@EvansOmukubaKE @brian_audii @KenyaSevens Agreed - when it’s not your day, it just isn’t. Facing Shujaa is never easy, and the Cheetahs really outdid themselves. But that officiating blunder clearly hit them hard. Even in their next game - the 3rd place playoff against the Morans - you could tell their spirits were

@brian_audii @EvansOmukubaKE @KenyaSevens To be fair, Zimbabwe beat the roars out of the Simbas at the #RACUG25 fair and square But at the #Safari7s, things got weird. Little-known Zimbabwe came from 0–10 down to lead an HSBC team, Shujaa 19–10 before the officiating started getting… questionable. One moment was

@CentenaryBank I’m not even complaining that the pricing is unfair. I can actually afford. My only concern was I didn’t know you guys charge for services we get elsewhere for free. You see, I know you’re a social media handler and not the person in charge, but if you can please send this to

This man can rule the world! 😂😂🙌

Gen Otafiire will one day be shot - mutekewo abiri...

Bro to bro: •Always wear boots, no matter how good the pitch looks. •Renew contracts early, before players negotiate elsewhere. •Avoid signing legends, if you do, don’t get attached. •If a player disrupts the dressing room, release them respectfully,no room for violence.

“I’m a fitness model, I’m the ‘before’ picture” 😭😂😂 I love people with a sense of humor

I finally know why business people hate Uganda 🇺🇬. You can’t frustrate me like this. How do you charge me 70% taxes on shoes. How am supposed to benefit. I am here seating somewhere at URA nakawa crying like a child because of the selfishness of our leaders. Cheat those taxes

How we turned Manchester blue...

43-10 is crazy. Hats off to SA! The new springboks are power and skill.. they never used to run even though they were always on the front foot.. this is why they’re so strong. To think people were taking shots and writing this team off just a few weeks ago

Fly-halves with the two biggest victories over the All Blacks: 1. Manie Libbok: 43-10 2. Manie Libbok: 35-7 #NZLvRSA #springboks

@CrimeWatchZW What a joke is it was a Zimbabwean could have been 10 years or more in prison! Country taken over by Chinese takatarisa. Enough is Enough ma China ndambodzokera kumusha kwavo and reapply to come in why is it when they win a contract they bring their own labour force?

Absolute cinema

The Springboks inflict New Zealand's biggest-ever defeat 🤯

The Springboks hand the All Blacks their biggest home defeat ever 😤🇿🇦 #TRC2025 | #SSRugby

New sales tactics. Kinakola?

Dear Men, just incase you cnt afford DNA, go for blood group check it might help confirm something 👊🏾👊🏾😉

We talk the women’s competition in the Nile Special Uganda 7s so far. As fierce as the men. Different winners each circuit. Which team/player has impressed you the most? Join me at 7:30pm as I host a very interesting panel of women. #NileSpecialUganda7s

Bro cooked 😂☠️