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black. queer. evolving. timmydbakes on insta,🌱, views expressed do not reflect those of my employer :) *I lie sometimes* *mostly satire*

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the evening stretch 🙆🏾‍♂️
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halfway through cowboy carter and im craving creamed corn
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there is a black bourgeoisie sense of self importance that is unlike any other thing in existence.
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taking small talk lessons at trader joe’s.
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getting into yet another musty uber
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i’m spiritually gay.
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the dixie chicks wrote “wide open spaces” about boy hole.
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I like airports because they are one of the few places where social norms bend. Wearing a jacket in 90 degree weather? Yes. Sleeping in a chair at 2am? Yes. Drinking at 10am? Also yes. screaming children, hell yeah!!!.
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wearing khakis to the beyoncé concert idgaf anymore.
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you wanna see trade? look at the niggas working the luggage and the runway at any major airport.
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Timothy, party of one 🍷
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i’m on the plane and they had to give me a baby seat belt because my waist is so tiny.
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that’s younger than i’ve ever gone believe it or not.
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Hollywood actress Charlize Theron, 49, brags about having a one night stand with a 26 year old. “I did just recently f*** a 26 year old and it was really f***ing amazing.”
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I have no issue with telling people they should die and go to hell.
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RT @factpostnews: Republicans have voted to pass Trump's budget bill. This bill will:.—Cut $1 trillion from Medicaid.—Rip away health care….
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RT @MeidasTouch: They dance. You die.
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i’m a competitive eater (in the ass division).
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RT @NBCNews: Kilmar Abrego Garcia was stripped naked, had his head shaved, beaten, forced to kneel for hours overnight and lost over 30 pou….
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you can sit on it too! how fun!.
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Chinese researchers have used bioengineering to convert industrial COâ‚‚ emissions into a protein that can serve as a new feed material, providing a new solution for solving the shortage of feed protein resources and promoting green and low-carbon development. The Yarrowia
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“where them bottoms at” sung to the tune of *where them fans at*.
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“where them bottoms at” sung to the tune of *where them fans at*.
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