Hey @FedEx why can't I get you to schedule my pickup? Why is your automated system trash that doesn't work?

I wonder if Hoops McCann ever made it into the Rhode Island School of Design...

We finally finished our D&D room after two years! #dnd #CriticalRole #games

You may not know it, but today one of the coolest ladies I've met gets a year older and more awesome! So everyone make sure you show @pinkolliphant some love and wish her a happy birthday!

Half of this country wants to be ruled over, the other half of this country just wants to be left alone. There are states that are conducive to both desires. The problem is the people who want to be ruled over want the people who want to be left alone to be ruled over also.

@josh_um_clark Broca's Area..... Broke Azeria. Eh?!?!?

@josh_um_clark you didn't mention that Broca's Area is also what happens to Hank when the Simpsons finally get cancelled.

If you were born in the 80's and have a last name of Buchanan and did not name your first born son "Mitch", you have squandered your gift.

@josh_um_clark I think Movaving a stroke ....

Happy birthday @hotcakesman we love ya Kev Kev

$puge the next trips to pennies!!

I don't post things like this often. This is for a good friend who could use the help. He's one of the kindest people I know and would bend over backwards to help any one of you complete strangers.

Here is a quick tutorial on how to use HUMBL Financial. Link below #HUMBL #HUMBLPay #HUMBLFinancial https://t.co/kRB4ISCGJ3

#wsb @elonmusk if you want to see what another form of stock manipulation is? Look at $zom. It's being robotraded to force a constant price and return fractions of a cent to the fund or MM that's robotrading it. Been like this since it broke $1

$tsnp! Only 40 countries!! Dollars coming!

$TSNP!!!

What an amazing time to be alive!

Now I'm not.

Am I the only one with the "I'm stuck on band-aids because band-aids are stuck on me" song in their head this morning???

$opmz Challenge Alert buy!!!