Tim Hewitt
@TimHewitt
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melbourne Comedian. get around it. https://t.co/yiMYh47H2d
Melbourne, Victoria
Joined October 2013
As a sign of respect all his students that perform naked won't chub up and will perform with their dicks at half mast.
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Perth fringe Artist bar gonna go crazy tonight.
Tributes paid to Philippe Gaulier | Hugely influential clown teacher dies at 82 https://t.co/X2wa1JErK7
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When I was 19 working at liquorland birkdale there was a 68 year old piss head regular called Terry. We both had 90s hiluxes and he kept warning me that Isis are stealing hiluxes. One of the funniest panics imagining them doing gone in 60 seconds in the Redlands Shire.
Toyota knows exactly what they're doing here.
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NSW Police Forcibly Clears City in Touching Tribute to Israeli President https://t.co/nzvA3z1g31
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“It’s not every day that you have a visiting dignitary accused by the United Nations of inciting genocide. Giving up our civil liberties is the least we could do"
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Bad Bunny show was great but just feel it could have been better if it was hoodoo gurus, wolfmother, Sheppard and hilltop hoods linking up to sing thats my team
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Cool Ai slop. I trust this company to Gamble on!
The New Ladbrokes App is Too Good!
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How i run in a nightmare when something is chasing me
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I hate that im on this fucking website so much. Why is there a fucking stupid rocket when I like a tweet about elons cringe desperation to meet Epstein.
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Catherine O'Hara as Katharine Hepburn in My First Time from SCTV. 😂😂
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One of the best head knock object moments since i saw a kid in year 6 get out in kanga cricket and throw plastic bat in the air in disgust and knock himself out
Violence has spilt onto King Street after two men were removed from a gentlemen’s club in Melbourne. One of the men threw a chair which appeared to be aimed at security, hitting his friend instead. Get the full story on 7NEWS at 6pm. @paul_dowsley
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catherine o'hara posing for a snapshot i took on streets of park slope when i was 10 years old
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For added context the drama teacher was incredibly camp and the young kid that did had a real school shooter energy.
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Cherished mem, I was Ralph in the school play. A kid graffitied Ralph is gay. Ralph was also the head tech. There was a meeting and the director demanded whoever besmirched the tech own up. A kid admitted it was actually about me, director was like oh sweet and started rehearsal
First trailer for a new live-action ‘LORD OF THE FLIES’ series. Written by ‘Adolescence’ co-creator Jack Thorne.
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This version of wuthering Heights is about a nudgee boy and Somerset college girl hooking up at a school dance.
Its so funny to me that Wuthering Heights stars two people from Queensland 😭😭😭
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Me walking into the cinema to see Wuthering Heights
Its so funny to me that Wuthering Heights stars two people from Queensland 😭😭😭
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Saw marty supreme last night at melb central last night and a moment of silence came thru the speakers during the concentration camp honey bit. Hell of a flick
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Bloke at the pub last night reckons the only reason Trump wants to build a tower on the Gold Coast is because he heard about Schoolies Week.
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